I used some kind of Nexxus shampoo in a pink bottle and it smelled fantastic

[blumpkin blownuts]

It smelled like i had girls nesting in my hair

[macpro]

I agree. Did your dik get hard? Mine does and I have to release the seed.

[blumpkin blownuts]

It did, how did you know cuz that's never happened before and if it happens again i'm calling my doctor

[macpro]

when I walk through the office and smell a nice woman my dik gets hard automaticly.

[rubycalaber]

bob continues his decent into crossdressing

[blumpkin blownuts]

i wear her lip gloss if i know we're not going anywhere later

[steveyos YOLO]

You should try on some of her panties and see how that makes you feel

[Autistic Spectrum]

wear her larp suit, maybe in a past life you where an elf princess and it just fits,

[blumpkin blownuts]

she had her metal elf ears on yesterday when we went larping it was hot as fuck
i got my ass kicked by a some 4'9" girl and my gf rubbed my sore back and told me she was still proud of me
and these two guys i'm good friends with a huge viking guy and a fat dragon guy who won all the tournaments are gonna teach me how to fight with a sword and shield this week and next time i see that lil girl on the field i'm going to swat her fucking skull to piecwes

[blumpkin blownuts]

my character is still completely undeveloped i hate making characters thats why i never got into d&d
i just want to be some kind of generic paladin or cleric

[maks]

roberta hughes

[blumpkin blownuts]

if it's any consolation to you guys i don't wear perfume anymore because she likes all the same scents i do and she spends all her free time with me
if we ever break up though, i'm in Big Trouble

[Gentleman Doli]

bob, i mean tihs in the nicest possible way, this is the nerdiest shit i have ever read

[Gentleman Doli]

and ive read cag and camoron posting fifty times about how much tehy hate each other in a thread with plenttY of star trek references alogn the way

cag: your soul is as automated as lieutenant commadnder data from star trek voyager
camoron: your lies remind me of an ancient klignon proverb that commander worf once recited at his Cha-lak-rah

[maks]

remember the one where kirk fights a giant lizard

[blumpkin blownuts]

bob, i mean tihs in the nicest possible way, this is the nerdiest shit i have ever read

well i made this thread to sound dashing and debonair so thanks for the feedback, i shall initiate a Kaizen blitz on my posting process

[Camoron]

and ive read cag and camoron posting fifty times about how much tehy hate each other in a thread with plenttY of star trek references alogn the way

cag: your soul is as automated as lieutenant commadnder data from star trek voyager
camoron: your lies remind me of an ancient klignon proverb that commander worf once recited at his Cha-lak-rah
its spelled Ka-la-krah