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Fucklord Bimbo
08-02-2013, 04:45 PM
I got knocked up at 14 by a lumberjack and had his bastard child whom I sacrificed to the Canadian gods of the seal hunt. Then at 16 I got pregnant with twins whom I named Thing 1 and Thing 2 but their father, an evil hockey player, sold them to some gypsies to feed his syrup addiction. At 17, I fell in love with a travelling magician and found myself with-child once more. After the birth, my magic love put a curse on her and she became a baby seal, which I then clubbed so I could feed myself through the harsh winter. At 19, I met a humble igloor builder and became pregnant with triplets, who were born with manly beards and informed me they needed to leave the igloo to become douchebaggy oilfield workers. I am now pregnant with the prime minister's illegitimate daughter who I plan on adopting out to a nice lesbian couple in Toronto.
Hope that answers any questions you may have.

steveyos
08-02-2013, 04:48 PM
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steveyos
08-02-2013, 04:48 PM
man I had so many babies too like woah I gotta stop havin so many babies heh I'm gettin pretty tired of all the labor

Fucklord Bimbo
08-02-2013, 04:49 PM
After the first one I was so damaged that they just slid out

nazzibastard
08-02-2013, 04:54 PM
man I had so many babies too like woah I gotta stop havin so many babies heh I'm gettin pretty tired of all the labor

http://www.maturepornsite.com/tube/wp-content/themes/tube_mps/timthumb.php?src=http://www.maturepornsite.com/tube/movs/1002-640.jpg&h=250&w=250&zc=1yep thay just fall out now .lol

Fucklord Bimbo
08-02-2013, 04:55 PM
How'd you get that pic?!

nazzibastard
08-02-2013, 04:59 PM
i just google it .lol

nazzibastard
08-02-2013, 05:01 PM
that is one big fuck hole .

Fucklord Bimbo
08-02-2013, 05:09 PM
How'd I get on google
INTERNET FAMOUS LOLOL

steveyos
08-02-2013, 05:11 PM
oops I just had another kid right now

Fucklord Bimbo
08-02-2013, 05:14 PM
Mama had a baby and its head popped off

blumpkin blownuts
08-02-2013, 05:16 PM
:lizard:rush thread

blumpkin blownuts
08-02-2013, 05:17 PM
Ban all the lizards in 60sec for a bonus live

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:lizard::lizard::lizard::lizard::lizard:

steveyos
08-02-2013, 05:21 PM
here me and my baybay i jus have.

http://www.bostonjuniorbruins.com/images/Peter-and-Baby.jpg

Fucklord Bimbo
08-02-2013, 05:23 PM
Ban all the lizards in 60sec for a bonus live

:lizard::lizard:
:lizard::lizard::lizard::lizard::lizard:

What are you going on about

nazzibastard
08-02-2013, 05:24 PM
here me and my baybay i jus have.

http://www.bostonjuniorbruins.com/images/Peter-and-Baby.jpg

Are you brest feeding to ?

steveyos
08-02-2013, 05:25 PM
he's talking about the main reason to post at fjs instead of here

steveyos
08-02-2013, 05:25 PM
http://rubycalaber.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?6-the-herpetarium


this forum is literally filled with old people who do nothing but google each other, som eof them are allowed to post in this forum but some are locked to that subforum

Fucklord Bimbo
08-02-2013, 05:26 PM
Tits to my knees

blumpkin blownuts
08-02-2013, 05:26 PM
What are you going on about

lizards dog

Fucklord Bimbo
08-02-2013, 05:27 PM
What was your username on ytmnsfw

steveyos
08-02-2013, 05:27 PM
he was bob hughes he sucks now though

Fucklord Bimbo
08-02-2013, 05:28 PM
Oh

blumpkin blownuts
08-02-2013, 05:34 PM
was bobhughes
now this body is MINE :boo::ghost::boo:

nazzibastard
08-02-2013, 05:35 PM
so what you are saying .this forum only has a G rating .so what fucking nigger did that.

always stevey
08-02-2013, 05:36 PM
lizards? omg! In this part of the forum?!

Fucklord Bimbo
08-02-2013, 05:37 PM
I always wanted a chameleon

Autistic Spectrum
08-02-2013, 05:38 PM
gabi u down for your 13th kid or what, how does a half Eskimo half computer programmer child sound 2 u

Fucklord Bimbo
08-02-2013, 05:39 PM
Let's go

steveyos
08-02-2013, 05:50 PM
how about one that's funny

Fucklord Bimbo
08-02-2013, 05:54 PM
Don't see that happening...

always stevey
08-02-2013, 05:57 PM
how about one that's funny

face it, no one wants little steveys.

Autistic Spectrum
08-02-2013, 06:00 PM
gabi could get eskimo welfare and stevgey could get rhode island welfare there child would be the richest baby in north america

always stevey
08-02-2013, 06:02 PM
It's an honor, nazzibastard, to be in the same thread as you. You're somewhere, thousands of miles away in your australian shanty in the very same thread at the very same time. It's a miracle.

Autistic Spectrum
08-02-2013, 06:05 PM
when you think about the internet is actually super amazing you can talk to people all over the world, and this is how u squander it

steveyos
08-02-2013, 06:09 PM
bye

Fucklord Bimbo
08-02-2013, 06:13 PM
Cya

Autistic Spectrum
08-02-2013, 06:14 PM
stevey, it's friday night, me and gabi have to watch our kids whats your excuse for being home, on the computer

Fucklord Bimbo
08-02-2013, 06:15 PM
m0nde doesn't love me since I lost the braces

Autistic Spectrum
08-02-2013, 06:16 PM
stevey u should be out there, hitting the town going to the 2 different bars in the entire state of rhode island,

steveyos
08-02-2013, 06:30 PM
nope bye

always stevey
08-02-2013, 06:30 PM
http://www.maturepornsite.com/tube/wp-content/themes/tube_mps/timthumb.php?src=http://www.maturepornsite.com/tube/movs/1002-640.jpg&h=250&w=250&zc=1yep thay just fall out now .lol

mrs hyde

blumpkin blownuts
08-02-2013, 06:31 PM
oh thats gabi, oops
hey gabi steve constantly begs everyone for your cp you should send it to him

steveyos
08-02-2013, 06:43 PM
I beg everyone to be funny but it isn't going to happen

Fucklord Bimbo
08-02-2013, 06:44 PM
:welcome: to the internet

Camoron
08-02-2013, 07:07 PM
Ban all the lizards in 60sec for a bonus live

:lizard::lizard:
:lizard::lizard::lizard::lizard::lizard:

gone in 60 seconds