so marks is blackmailing me to quit these forums forever

[Plug Drugs]

he is going to harass my family and tell them how i post at a gay niggerdick forum
and, well, my reputation with my family means more to me than any of you gay fuckers do, so i don't even want to toy with it. goodbye

also, he keeps insisting that i give him my password, he's absolutely fucking insane. I dont want to see any of you being friends with him. He's bad for you.

[steveyos YOLO]

Your family means so much to you, yet you're a drug addict and ruining your life and those around you.

[steveyos YOLO]

You go to hell plug drugs. It's your fault plug drugs and me can't be friends ever again.

[maks]

The last 4 times you promised to leave forever you came back, like this afternoon not 4 hours ago you said you were gone for good and look here you are. That's why I need your password, if you can't access your account you won't be tempted to break our areement, if you refuse I have no choice but to assume you're lying again.

[maks]

also just to set the record straight I am not going to tell your family you post here I'm going to tell them you have a serious drug problem and all about your obsession with lisa and suggest they have you committed

[Plug Drugs]

also just to set the record straight I am not going to tell your family you post here I'm going to tell them you have a serious drug problem and all about your obsession with lisa and suggest they have you committed
that all gets blown out of proportion, i don't do drugs more than any of you do them or any young 22 year old does them

[Autistic Spectrum]

plug drugs

[maks]

that all gets blown out of proportion, i don't do drugs more than any of you do them or any young 22 year old does them

that's not what I'm going to tell amanda bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig. hope for your sake she's a stranger, I'm going to keep on going down the list until I find someone.

[Plug Drugs]

The last 4 times you promised to leave forever you came back, like this afternoon not 4 hours ago you said you were gone for good and look here you are. That's why I need your password, if you can't access your account you won't be tempted to break our areement, if you refuse I have no choice but to assume you're lying again.
i'm really really drunk right now my sober mind doesnt want to ever actually come back here again my embarassment from the lisa incident is enough to insure that. the most you would have ever seen from me was a drunken drive-by in which, for some, i thought of all you god-awful retards again and thought it'd be a good idea for me to come back here

[maks]

act now our operators are standing by

[steveyos YOLO]

Delusional drug addict itt

[Plug Drugs]

that's not what I'm going to tell amanda bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig. hope for your sake she's a stranger, I'm going to keep on going down the list until I find someone.
you leave amanda out of this, you hear?

[maks]

i'm really really drunk right now my sober mind doesnt want to ever actually come back here again my embarassment from the lisa incident is enough to insure that. the most you would have ever seen from me was a drunken drive-by in which, for some, i thought of all you god-awful retards again and thought it'd be a good idea for me to come back here

so you pretty much backed up what I just said, you're out of control and a promise from you means nothing so I'm going to need your password to make sure you're never tempted again

[Autistic Spectrum]

on page 5 i will quote this, and i will say something like, i am gonna quote this on page 8

[maks]

you leave amanda out of this, you hear?

too late I already left her a voicemail

[steveyos]

marks is just jealous that you have drugs

[Fucklord Bimbo]

IRL ITT

[steveyos YOLO]

No, not Amanda...please not Amanda.

[steveyos YOLO]

Ask Amanda to post at fjs

[maks]

IRL ITT

plug drugs is legitimately insane and is going to kill someone someday and refuses to get help so I'm hoping one of his relatives will have him thrown in the looney bin where he belongs

or at least that I can get him off the forum so he's not our problem anymore

[Fucklord Bimbo]

Sounds fun

[macpro]

sashley and PD would make a good couple.

[Plug Drugs]

yeah whatever dickhead

[maks]

yeah whatever dickhead

so password or do I call alvin?

[Plug Drugs]

you turned lisa over to your insanity because she's been smacked in the head too many times and has brain damage but everyone else here knows i could never hurt a fly

[Fucklord Bimbo]

so password or do I call alvin?

I'm so turned on right now

[maks]

Left a voicemail for alvin, password or do I call angela?

[jon]

are those the same forums you said you were leaving and never coming back to

[Plug Drugs]

so password or do I call alvin?

if you talk to alvin, this shit just got real bro, serious

[maks]

I'm so turned on right now

yeah few girls can resist a guy who threatens to call alvin

[maks]

are those the same forums you said you were leaving and never coming back to

that's why I'm not settling for anything less than his password this time

[Plug Drugs]

I'm so turned on right now

you're such a fucklord bimbo

[Plug Drugs]

jon's here

[Fucklord Bimbo]

ALVIIIIIN

[steveyos YOLO]

this shit just got real bro, serious

[Autistic Spectrum]

gonna post once on every page i bet i get like 15 posts at least

[Fucklord Bimbo]

you're such a fucklord bimbo

Thanks

[maks]

Left a voicemail for arlene, password or I call BJ

[steveyos]

I'm about to call simon and theodore too

[maks]

there's a CP bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig

[m0nde]

arlene!

[maks]

Carole is next

[Plug Drugs]

i miss alstopace and i really liked duke dongley, i was subscribed to his youtube channel, and now that i found out they're the same person i'm like woah i miss that guy
i also really liked some guy from here named mnkylyzyrd or something and his youtube videos but i dont know what happened to him

[maks]

I'm eventually going to find your mom, or a cousin, or an aunt, and it's going to be very awkward to explain what I told them at the next family gathering, you really should just hand over your password it's in your best interest

[Camoron]

that all gets blown out of proportion, i don't do drugs more than any of you do them or any young 22 year old does them
i dont do any drugs

[Plug Drugs]

you're talking to the guy who was thrown into the psycheward at age 14 because he thought he was dying or being poisoned and insisted on going to the emergency room, you think you can make my fucking life any worse you go ahead and try

[Camoron]

http://sxe.com/images/sxecover1.jpg

[maks]

you're talking to the guy who was thrown into the psycheward at age 14 because he thought he was dying or being poisoned and insisted on going to the emergency room, you think you can make my fucking life any worse you go ahead and try

it's like you've never met me before and don't know what lengths I'll go to...

[Camoron]

http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/28800000/Straight-Edge-straight-edge-lifestyle-28877139-1080-720.png

should i get a bunch of tats and be "straight edge"

dont think i could listen to the music though

[steveyos YOLO]

Brb, I'm quitting the forum for 30 minutes

[jon]

quitting the forum until i forget that i said i was quitting the forum (because of the drugs)

[Plug Drugs]

as soon as i run out of alcohol i am done posting here shut up leave me alone i'm bored and lonely and drunk

[Plug Drugs]

feel free to change my password or something jon i dont care

[Plug Drugs]

you'd literally be doing me a favor so i wouldnt have to keep coming back here to get abused by a total asshole

[maks]

as soon as i run out of alcohol i am done posting here shut up leave me alone i'm bored and lonely and drunk

No, give me your password or I'm going to fuck up your irl any way I can. You've promised to leave like 5 times and you keep fucking coming back, that is not going to happen again.

[Plug Drugs]

i'm a pathetic fucking human being uggggghhh ICK i'm like some friendly guy at the soup kitchen, don't you just want to totally dissociate yourself from me and have nothing to do with me you shallow piece of shit?

[Autistic Spectrum]

the plural of asshole is assholes,

[maks]

i'm a pathetic fucking human being uggggghhh ICK i'm like some friendly guy at the soup kitchen, don't you just want to totally dissociate yourself from me and have nothing to do with me you shallow piece of shit?

you're like some soup kitchen guy who wandered into the lobby of the apartment complex I live in, you're stinking up the place shooting heroin in the hallway harassing my neighbors for spare change and I want you fucking gone

[Plug Drugs]

alright guys its been fun i'm changing my password to random gibberish so i wont be able to log back in peace

[Autistic Spectrum]

plug drugs send me the password and i will change it or w/e

[Autistic Spectrum]

so in case you want it back or something after you go to rehab or w/e i can give it to you

[Plug Drugs]

that's it, it's changed, as soon as i log out now or close the page i wont be able to log back in
this is it, it feels like a dying man's last words or something

[Autistic Spectrum]

acutally u can just reset it via email

[Autistic Spectrum]

not really hard, you just click forget password and it will email u the pass

[maks]

acutally u can just reset it via email

this is exactly why I wanted him to send it to me, so I could make sure it was done right

[Plug Drugs]

plug drugs send me the password and i will change it or w/e

too late i already changed my clipboard to something else and closed the notepad .txt i had the password in

[maks]

that's it, it's changed, as soon as i log out now or close the page i wont be able to log back in
this is it, it feels like a dying man's last words or something

hurry up and drop dead then

[Plug Drugs]

not that i trusted you to be sincere & genuine with it anyways

[Autistic Spectrum]

ya go to the forgot password thing,

[Autistic Spectrum]

email yourself the password then i will make sure u are rubynet free,

[Autistic Spectrum]

just pm me the password and i will change alot of things,

[Autistic Spectrum]

and if u want the accoutn back ever just make a thread in the herpatirm

[Plug Drugs]

this is exactly why I wanted him to send it to me, so I could make sure it was done right

it cant be reset via email, ruby is the one who gave me the password, and he put in a fake email too. Its a long story but remember when the forums were hacked? well i was an idiot and used the same password there that i used here, and they hacked my account here.. so i had to get ruby to change it

[steveyos]

I'm still friends with mnkylzard because all the best posters actively keep in touch with me because I fucking rule

[maks]

it cant be reset via email, ruby is the one who gave me the password, and he put in a fake email too. Its a long story but remember when the forums were hacked? well i was an idiot and used the same password there that i used here, and they hacked my account here.. so i had to get ruby to change it

this changes nothing, I have no reason to believe you changed your password I'm still going to keep calling bergs until I find the right one

[steveyos]

plug drugs you should just keep posting because just ignore marks he's just mad you have better drugs and he is a lizard

[Plug Drugs]

this is it guys, going to have my last drink

[Plug Drugs]

plug drugs you should just keep posting because just ignore marks he's just mad you have better drugs and he is a lizard

it's too late for that son *pats head* i have to go away now

[maks]

this is it guys, going to have my last drink

you were supposed to have left forever in december so just fucking leave already

[steveyos]

marks isn't really calling anyone you dumb dumb

[Autistic Spectrum]

plug drugs u can always just im ruby and ask him to rest your password, or make a new account, there's no wway around this, u are being fucking gay,

[the president of sex]

drug plugs

[Plug Drugs]

what was it like to see the face of your own stability suddenly look away, leaving you with the dead and hopeless?

[maks]

marks isn't really calling anyone you dumb dumb

actually I have been, thanks to magic jack I have a disposable number I don;t mind exposing to strangers. I found one michael but it was like a 14 year old kid he had no idea what I was talking about when I said "this is pat mannix give me your password nigger"

[Plug Drugs]

I'll move to heal as soon as pain allows so we can re-unite, and both will walk together

[Autistic Spectrum]

magic jack wins again

[maks]

I'll move to heal as soon as pain allows so we can re-unite, and both will walk together

can't help but notice the little dot next to your name is green when it should be white

[the president of sex]

actually I have been, thanks to magic jack I have a disposable number I don;t mind exposing to strangers. I found one michael but it was like a 14 year old kid he had no idea what I was talking about when I said "this is pat mannix give me your password nigger"

damn plug drugs if maks has invested money into this it's only a matter of time

you should pmuch just give him your password

after all you said you would choose family

you aren't selfish are you plug

drugs

[maks]

I agree, it's best for everyone if he lets me handle this for him

[steveyos]

I just ordered the inflatable magic jack

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://www.urbangifts.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/g/i/giant-inflatable-mobile-phone-man.jpg

LISA MCBUREINE ARE YOU THERE IT'S ME THE BIG NERD CAMERON

[rubycalaber]

good job chasing away our best lolcow marks now where are we going to get our rancid lolmilk from

[jon]

can we please just change plugdrugs password and give it out to someone new every week

[jon]

just let them share it with whoever is in their personal clique, you're just gonna change it again in a week

[reno]

make sure plug drugs himself is in that rotation tho because its kind of hard to top the master of owning plug drugs (its himself)

[steveyos YOLO]

Now we'll never know if he kills himself or not :arms:

[maks]

good job chasing away our best lolcow marks now where are we going to get our rancid lolmilk from

he'll be back. until then I've got a lot of larsens to call up. "Hi, is Greg there?"

[rubycalaber]

his parents already hate him tho lmao

[maks]

that's probably true but he's obsessed with people thinking he's a good person and someone telling his grandma that he fucks children is his worst nightmare

[rubycalaber]

his maternal grandmother is jewish so probably aproves of raping goyim children so make sure its his fraternal grandmother

[Autistic Spectrum]

ya jon give the password to marks, me, doli and jiaadh josh, plug drugs can live on

[skrizach]

also just to set the record straight I am not going to tell your family you post here I'm going to tell them you have a serious drug problem and all about your obsession with lisa and suggest they have you committed

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

[steveyos YOLO]

I would use his account to cyber with lisa

[Autistic Spectrum]

we could smooth talk lisa into getting back with plug drugs, all his problems would be over,,,

[maks]

lisa is apparently pretty easy to trick, con sidering how me and doli tyurned her against plug drugs and it didn't have anything to do with him being a creepy stalker heroin addict

[maks]

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[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa's a fucking genius, she has 2 degrees from penguin island u, and she has figured out how to take baths in her living room, she's a pretty smart lady

[maks]

just couldn't manage to hold down that job ringing up birdseed though

[Autistic Spectrum]

that was her smartest move, she knew that if u work for 2 weeks in australia and get fired, u get unemployment forever,more time to shower/smoke joints/drink tea/fuck methheads....

[maks]

which poster will lisa ruin next I hope it's stompleb

[Autistic Spectrum]

one of stomples many super powers is he's asexual so girls have no power over him whatsoever

[maks]

tell that to gush, he was madly in love with gush and in an alternate universe that barry thread was about him

[Autistic Spectrum]

i heard stomple dated gush irl i also heard, monde married iguana goddess in a secret ceremony as well

[maks]

I heard that stompleb's days are numbered now that I don't have plug drugs to worry about anymore

[always stevey]

Wow. <3 Maks. lmao

[StompleB]

tell that to gush, he was madly in love with gush and in an alternate universe that barry thread was about him

I did love her, like a sister.

[juji]

I remember Gush told him shut up vegan after all

[maks]

I did love her, like a sister.

bullshit.

[StompleB]

I love you too marks.

[rubycalaber]

I did love her, like a sister.

:mischief:

[maks]

I love you too marks.

then do me a favor and leave forever, make this the best day in rubynet history

[StompleB]

Mmmm.... maybe if you ask nicely.

[rubycalaber]

he means he wants you to give him some child porn

[maks]

Mmmm.... maybe if you ask nicely.

Please leave the forum and never return.

[kosher dildo]

good job chasing away our best lolcow marks now where are we going to get our rancid lolmilk from

lisa = rancid, mike = skim

[rubycalaber]

its a shame both ramen and stevey have lost weight so now I cant make a joke about someone being a full fat lolcow

[kosher dildo]

9 out of 10 doctors say 1% is healthier than whole, so stop whining

[blumpkin blownuts]

lisa = rancid, mike = skim

<-- sweet acidophilus

[rose west]

its a shame both ramen and stevey have lost weight so now I cant make a joke about someone being a full fat lolcow

Yes you still can.
Target fatty ass Gabi.

[lnopia the great]

gabi is a saint

[Cody]

all hail marks98 i post in a thread and no one is permitted to post in it further

[always stevey]

shuddyuup coedu

[always stevey]

you weirdo

[Cody]

try harder and show more tits you might fit in (lolnope)

[lnopia the great]

thin girls showing there tits is exactly the right way to fit in

[lnopia the great]

in fact there is a shortage so if your a thin girl looking to fit in pls post your tits

[Gentleman Doli]

on page 5 i will quote this, and i will say something like, i am gonna quote this on page 8

i am gonna quote this on page 8