these fucking beaners keep trying to catch all the lizards outside my bedroom window with a plastic bag

ironic?

Alanis Morisette dated Uncle Joey from Full House.

are they going to eat these lizards for dinner or are they just trying to watch me masturbate theyre rolling around in the dog poop witha soccer ball too

i hope you don't have any outdoor trash cans, cause they'll use them for goal posts and then they'll have a serious fuckin match going