Everything hurts, I need the headache to go away so I go get McDonalds and save my life
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Everything hurts, I need the headache to go away so I go get McDonalds and save my life
Hangovers are life affirming
But I think I've drank my share for this year again
There is blood in my brain... that's better than on the pavement but it feels like I took my brain out rubbed it on the gravel, gave it gravel rash and then shoved it back into my skull with a pointy stick through my eye sockets.
Sounds like it's time for an enema
Ask me if I care !
I'll do a poo one day and I'll try and get it in the toilet for once.
Got McDonalds and now I will only ever get out of bed for a joint for the rest of my miserably hungover life.