the abduction/kidnapping thread.
this shit is AWESOME!
I mean, you follow some pretty waitress home and skulk in the bushes, watching her through the window, the crotch of your sweat pants soaked from the dew on the bushes and the massive swaths of fat person groin sweat.
3....4......5 days of this.... always the same sweat pants..... mouth breathing because when you are as jacked and beefy as me nose breathing just doesnt supply enough oxygen......... I am so jacked, I use a beefcake red walmart scooter to get around.
9....10........weeks go by, but its still just like the first time, that feeling.... it never gets old.
and FINALLY she slips up and leaves the door unlocked.
gotchya bitch.
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oh ya, you should have probably dug the hole in the woods weeks ago so you dont have to spend hours digging it after the boxcutter 4 am forest rape.
