My ex used to just wipe his dick on my curtains.
My ex used to just wipe his dick on my curtains.
what do the australian special forces do, kill spiders with a rolled up newspaper?Quote:
Originally Posted by o0Battery0o
They compete in 20 hour sexathons
:D
give me enough coke and whiskey I can double that. amateurs.
Youre too lazy to post cock pics
But not lazy enough to fuck for 40 hours?
LOL LIES
What exactly do I get out of posting a cock pic? Not a damn thing. I have energy, I just have to be motivated to use it.
You have to treat your queen!
I don't believe in royalty
Youll believe what I tell you to believe
no, I have a pretty strong personality, I'll be openminded and listen to your ideas but they won't necessarily change my opinion
Youre so cute when you think you have an opinion
lol
Youre so cute when you think you have an opinion
lol
you'll understand once you see me in action.
Im afraid I never will because youre too lazy and afraid to man up and show us your cawk.
my cock, while quite impressive, pales in comparison to my posting skills.
Youre adorable
I am, yeah.
why should anyone love you you're an abomination
If you have a nice penis I'll love you
whats the harm in a little slap and tickle?
you scared?
:D
you keep acting like being a leech is something to be proud of, what happened in your life to give you this undeserved sense of entitlement?Quote:
Originally Posted by Obnoxious Bitch
I love sucking the everything out of my men
Whats wrong with being a leech? its tasty!
what's the point in existing if one does not contribute
recepticles contribute.
give me your sea men, your monies, and your internets
I will devour it all
look you're a whore, nobody's doubting that you make positive contributions and improve the lives of everyone around you. This is about OB, he contributes nothing.Quote:
Originally Posted by o0Battery0o
You keep using that W word and it's just not making a sense
Im just looking for some long hard dick to love
Is that so bad?
no, it's not bad at all. being a whore is nothing to be ashamed of, it's the whole reason I brought you here.
I don't have one because I've evolved beyond the need for traditional gender roles you fucking teabaggerQuote:
Originally Posted by Obnoxious Bitch
maks
stop being mean to obnoxious bitch
hes just trying to express himself
thanks cutie