nothing i can think of...
nothing i can think of...
sex, it doesn't damage your health
ultimate ear combat
sex doesn't damage your health? how comes a recent dose of thrush left me looking like i'd stuck my cock in a meat grinder then... D-:
:imslow: also :goodone: i see what you did there :clay:
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ruby didn't reupload them yet
Meat Grinder is not a sex object
Die bitch. There I ended your pain
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i'm so annoyingly upbeat right now i may just post how great life is itt right now
I get that, I've seen your girl's ass.
i can really see me NEVER getting bored of her anal obsession
even if you do, she's willing to bring other girls around. it's a win-win situation. couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
she's got a "one night only" rule with other girls no fucking them more than once which i'm more than happy with - she's more fun alone anyway the whole threesome thing is more for bragging rights it ain't all it's cracked up to be imo (although getting rimmed while you're smashing another chick in the pooper is fun...)
well it's to make it clear that they're being used as sex toys not to be viewed as people - good times!
I'm not knocking it, I think it's perfect. You snagged yourself a winner there bro.
i think so too dude i know marriage ain't your bag but damn i would marry her tomorrow if i had the money she's intelligent & funny too (big musts!) also i may have mentioned it before but she loves butt stuff
I have no problem with the idea of spending one's life with a special someone, I just think marriage unnecessarily complicates it
maybe you haven't been in love yet i know i hadn't before now - marriage & kids weren't on the cards with any of my ex's but it feels right with her i can't explain it - it just feels like a natural thing to do
There's nothing natural about marriage, it's an invention of the state and religious institutions designed to control peoples lives
i like the idea of that sense of unity & it has a few benefits in the UK plus it ain't as if prenuptial agreements can't be written up (better safe than sorry & all that jazz...)
It has benefits in the US too, but again that's just the government throwing you a bone to encourage people to voluntarily enter into this contract they made up.
the real winners are the lawyers (as always)
Yeah, and the government is full of lawyers, go figure.
so will our marriage be if we both complete the training ;-)
I just hope if doesn't ruin your relationship dude, you seem pretty happy as is I don't think a bunch of paperwork is going to improve anything
fuck it nothing to lose we can get divorced if she turns into a cockend i've got fuck all to lose & i'd want for nothing so it'd be a clean split
wouldn't you rather she not turn into a cockend and remain wonderful forever? it seems like throwing these mutations into a good relationship only invites trouble.