You could fit a baseball bat on there srsly
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You could fit a baseball bat on there srsly
:puke:
I hear it has mushrooms growing in it
thread needs pics tho
Join the rod squad rooty
my gonads are better than yours without question sherman
how big is rootbeers dick lisa
Shouldn't have let him jizz all over you that's gross
The funny thing is rooty doesn't actually mean the things he's been saying about lisa, he's just writhing in the throes of rejection.
for example he was all over that vag and was family planning with lisa just last December. lmao
also hilarious how lisa defended rooty and said how fit he is but now he's suddenly a fatass...
its also funny how Sherman was all over that and now its suddenly a gaping vag. this always happens when jilted lovers (lmao) fight. Anyone that's been in a real relationship knows this but I strongly doubt the majority of posters here would know anything about that.
i broke up with one boyfriend once and we had a text fight for three whole days. nothing but texts and emails full of hate and both of us trying to hurt each other's feeelings. It's pretty obvious that rootbeer is just trying to hurt lisa's feelings to justify how hurt and shitty he feels inside. people are transparent as fuck.
so does not mean the shit he's saying. we all saw this with pluggy when he was going through the various stages of rejection. telling lisa he loved her one minute, next minute screaming about her being a succubus that needs to crawl back to hell. lmao let's get emotional on the internet it'll be a good idea lmao
cag your so worldy and know so much about relationships have you ever thought of writing an advice colum for street walkers weekly
Yeah uh by all other reports from men with penises who have experience I have a tight vagina
I can fit 3 fingers at the most if they are all squashed up but even then not all the way in and the muscles have not be torn so I can grip with it which is really useful.
I also know enough and have enough actual experience with vaginas to know that mine is pretty normal, a bit small but so is everything else about me except my ass when I get fat. Actually do you know what? I had to have hormone cream when I was a baby to help my vagina grow because after I slipped on the bath and got a bloody vagina from smashing it on the corner of the bath and when it got checked I was prescribed some hormone cream, but I was like only 2 years old then and anyway I know my vagina is normal and tighter than most.
also how everyone is buzzing about this lisa/rootbeer soap opera it's the most excitement rubynet posters have seen in a while. Sad
this forum is really quite pointless and there has to be a time when people move on from pointless things, but no. not here.
customer: oh well i spent 240 on dances with you today, so you owe me a chance to date you
me: lmao
I have to deal with the shermans, they pay my bills.
and they all do this Sherman shit, were they love me one moment and the next they are plotting to kill me for raping their soul.