You could fit a baseball bat on there srsly
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You could fit a baseball bat on there srsly
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I hear it has mushrooms growing in it
thread needs pics tho
Join the rod squad rooty
my gonads are better than yours without question sherman
how big is rootbeers dick lisa
Shouldn't have let him jizz all over you that's gross
The funny thing is rooty doesn't actually mean the things he's been saying about lisa, he's just writhing in the throes of rejection.
for example he was all over that vag and was family planning with lisa just last December. lmao
also hilarious how lisa defended rooty and said how fit he is but now he's suddenly a fatass...
its also funny how Sherman was all over that and now its suddenly a gaping vag. this always happens when jilted lovers (lmao) fight. Anyone that's been in a real relationship knows this but I strongly doubt the majority of posters here would know anything about that.
i broke up with one boyfriend once and we had a text fight for three whole days. nothing but texts and emails full of hate and both of us trying to hurt each other's feeelings. It's pretty obvious that rootbeer is just trying to hurt lisa's feelings to justify how hurt and shitty he feels inside. people are transparent as fuck.
so does not mean the shit he's saying. we all saw this with pluggy when he was going through the various stages of rejection. telling lisa he loved her one minute, next minute screaming about her being a succubus that needs to crawl back to hell. lmao let's get emotional on the internet it'll be a good idea lmao
cag your so worldy and know so much about relationships have you ever thought of writing an advice colum for street walkers weekly
Yeah uh by all other reports from men with penises who have experience I have a tight vagina
I can fit 3 fingers at the most if they are all squashed up but even then not all the way in and the muscles have not be torn so I can grip with it which is really useful.
I also know enough and have enough actual experience with vaginas to know that mine is pretty normal, a bit small but so is everything else about me except my ass when I get fat. Actually do you know what? I had to have hormone cream when I was a baby to help my vagina grow because after I slipped on the bath and got a bloody vagina from smashing it on the corner of the bath and when it got checked I was prescribed some hormone cream, but I was like only 2 years old then and anyway I know my vagina is normal and tighter than most.
also how everyone is buzzing about this lisa/rootbeer soap opera it's the most excitement rubynet posters have seen in a while. Sad
this forum is really quite pointless and there has to be a time when people move on from pointless things, but no. not here.
customer: oh well i spent 240 on dances with you today, so you owe me a chance to date you
me: lmao
I have to deal with the shermans, they pay my bills.
and they all do this Sherman shit, were they love me one moment and the next they are plotting to kill me for raping their soul.
Mind you I did attempt to fuck a Sherman
He was the second worst fuck I've ever had, which is why I call it an attempt because I also have enough experience to know not many people would call that actual sex. The worst one I didn't even fuck when I come to think of it, there was one guy I took home once who couldn't even piss in my toilet and wanted to go outside to urinate because he was literally too scared to piss in the same house as anyone else.... I kind if just abused him for a couple of hours and then kicked him out.... and that is what comes to mind when I try and think of who in all my experience was actually a worse fuck than Sherman.
awkward sex is the worst fucking kind.
there actually isn't any intercourse during a dance but whatever.
Sherman's not too shy to even piss though... He's not too shy to jerk himself all day and prematurely ejaculate everywhere but oh wait get this.... Sherman is so bad at sex that one time he tried to fuck me, I was like laying on my stomache... Anyway he fucked away for a whole 2 seconds and then came right onto the bed sheet, you see what had happened was he didn't get his cock in at all, he just rubbed his little broken dick between my thighs and then came onto the bed... He kept bringing up that example in later arguments as a time where he thinks he actually managed to have sex with me.... I actually had to inform him that no, that technically was not sex.
I really don't care that Lisa's on welfare. It wouldn't make sense for her to be stripping if she takes things too personally and doesn't handle rejection very well. it wouldn't make any sense for her to do anything but collect disability. how else is she going to survive?