I can't take it anymore
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I can't take it anymore
40-year-old women are so hot with their biological clock ticking and sexual expierence
lol wahts the matter aussieFAG, not banging 10/10s in the back seat of your corvette every night? christ youre pathetic
Had to rip 2 super models off my dick this morning. Fuck off whores, I gotta go visit the Buggati dealership for the 3rd time this week
I like big pussy, dp can have all the 20 year olds
The girls at the coffe place want my dick so bad but I'm sick of these tight pussies
Bai
I love dp, when he has finished banging teenagers I'm going to marry him
I have a tight vagina, dp is worried that when we have sex his penis is too big.
wanna be dp when I'm 40, gonna have a pinball table empire and be a millionaire, gonna bang hot 20 yr olds with poor relationships with their fathers who crave emotional abuse, dp owns
Dp stop fucking teenagers and come play with me
Everyone write dp love letters and he can read them when he gets here
Dear Dp, I love you, buy me an ipad 🌒🌙🌜🌛💫☄️⚡️💥✨❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💗💓❣️💞💜❤️
Dp gets all the bitches
Dp and his huge dick
Dp's dick, what's dp's dick doing?
Ita hard having a huge dong and a bunch of 20 somethings buzzing around, do they like me for me, or my lake house and huge dick,
dp right now
:bigdog:
like 2 years ago me and dp had an intense discussion and I told him long term relationships and living with kids is stupid as fuck and he was all "lol I have a family hurr durr" but he has seen the error of his ways and is actually living his life for the first time in decades and I really think he owes me an apology and should admit I was right
Acutally i just went though the traffic logs on my router and found out i was in an open realtionship , she just forgot to tell me about it
So i started fucking 20 year olds to even the playing field
yeah that's just one of many reasons why relationships are bullshit, sucks you had to go through that but you're better off, playing the field is way more fulfilling
in my many years as a free single man I've fucked a member of every race except asian because asians are gross
Oh you stud muffin dp
that's exactly what he did and now he's out banging whomever he wants and learning that relationships are schmucks
He said he's in an open relationship
I.caught my.kids.mom fucking around and i.dumped her now im just swimming in 20 year old.girls