Today we had orientation for my new job

[steveyos]

I'm selling Kirby vacuums. Im going to make up to $3000 a week in commission and I dont even have to find my own customers the warehouse gives me an address and I go over and do a demo and sell a vacuum and get my big bank. Kirbys are easy to sell because theyre literally the worlds best vacuum the come with a carpet shampooer BUILT RIGHT IN they have powerful airflow combined with HEPA filtration and TechDrive power assist and an LED headlamp and they're basically the best thing ever and Im going to buy one as soon as I get my first commission check

[steveyos]

basically all of you unfunny people who I have on ingore have cavuums which are inferior to the kirby sentra system with optional attachment kit sorry to have to be the guy to tell you this but your vacuums suck

[MavisBeacon'sREVENGE]

Some asshole sold my mom a Kirby a decade ago. It was a great vacuum, but it should have lasted longer. For its price, it should have lasted the rest of her lifetime and been passed down to me.

so stevey upgraded from welfare to door to door salesmen gratz bro baby steps

[sex with dead people]

I thought Dyson made the best vacuum cleaners.

[maks]

kirby vacuums are like $1400 I just don't care that much about cleaning

I thought Dyson made the best vacuum cleaners.

electrolux canister vacs bro. kirby's are so bulky you can't even vacuum under furniture well with them. Rainbow has a better hepa filter than kiby, and dyson has the most suction per amp.

[barrypothead]

electrolux canister vacs bro. kirby's are so bulky you can't even vacuum under furniture well with them. Rainbow has a better hepa filter than kiby, and dyson has the most suction per amp.

make like a dyson and go suck somewhere else

selling alpacas named kirby

[maks]

would you buy a $1400 vacuum from stevey I wouldn't

[maks]

I just plain don't vacuum I think there's one in the closet somewhere but I've never used it

[boobz]

Sticky this thread.
Stevey will be lucky to sell 1 or 2 a month. Door-to-door sales is worse than indian telemarketers. Nice life lmao.

i dont even care if hes just making it up or not this thread is hilarious

of all things why vacuums lmAo

[Desolation]

i want to vacuum and cook for everybody on this forum

[boobz]

Yeah I mean selling steaks door to door is a more plausible for stevey, people would believe they're really good and that's how he got so fat.

maybe you can buy back the funnyjokessquad.com domain with that money

[steveyos]

fjs