just watched dr strangelove, i want to talk about it noooww

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there was no doomsday device,
hence the russian ambassador taking more pictures of the war-room at the end

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LOL WOWW.... REALLY?? REALLY mplug durgs? Really. Wow, those are some frkacinag amazing observations about a 40 year old movie with more analysis written on it than many books from that time period.

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Im anger about the spoilers in the OP... Clay, can you remove those for us please? Thanks. ;]

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yeah no one else seems to have come up with that theory surprisingly

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Im anger about the spoilers in the OP... Clay, can you remove those for us please? Thanks. ;]

I know! i should have put a spoiler warning in the thread title, i'm so sorry
PS: please don't ban me!

[maks]

I'm tired and hungry and if I'm hungry I won't be able to sleep but if I eat it'll crank my blood sugar and I won't be able to sleep fuck this getting up for work shit

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fasting is actually one of the greatest cures for insomnia known to man

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except of course, heavy drugs

[maks]

My laptop suddenly decided it no longer has vt/x capabilities and since the machine I do everything for work on is a 64 bit vm which resides on that laptop I'm pretty fucked until I feel like putting fucking virtualbox on my gaming machine because that's the only machine I have with an extra 2GB of ram that isn't currently running a different virtualization software. fuck computers.

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if you are really hungry and you just eat a shitload, you'll sleep like a baby. Don't eat 'just enough' to not be hungry anymore or else that will wake up your metabolism and 'increase blood sugar' as you mentioned. But if you just drop a big turd on your metabolism (i.e., an entire frozen pizza) you'll get the tiredness you're looking for

[maks]

Hi I'm an acer laptop my bios lets you set the time the boot order and the administrator password and nothing else and I like to forget that I am vt/x capable so when that happens you can't even go in there and turn it off and on again and get some illusion of power over me, your acer laptop

[maks]

if you are really hungry and you just eat a shitload, you'll sleep like a baby. Don't eat 'just enough' to not be hungry anymore or else that will wake up your metabolism and 'blood sugar' as you mentioned. But if you just drop a big turd on your metabolism (i.e., an entire frozen pizza) you'll get the tiredness you're looking for

the only reason I'm not in bed right now is because I'm too tired and lazy and pissy to take the garbage out so I'm sitting here bitching on the internet instead. In other words I'm not really inclined to make myself a turkey dinner.

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sounds like you better run to the store and buy another shitty brand-name laptop and install core software on it before work-time if you want to keep your job

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the only reason I'm not in bed right now is because I'm too tired and lazy and pissy to take the garbage out so I'm sitting here bitching on the internet instead. In other words I'm not really inclined to make myself a turkey dinner.

i think my lazy slothness is rubbing off onto other posters or something
i'm too lazy to even bag up all the old beer cans that are piled up around my room
and when one pile gets too big and starts to jenga down on top of me, i either relocate some of the cans to another pile or just spaz and kick all the cans out of my way

im sunburned

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rub semen on it (it really works)

[maks]

i think my lazy slothness is rubbing off onto other posters or something
i'm too lazy to even bag up all the old beer cans that are piled up around my room
and when one pile gets too big and starts to jenga down on top of me, i either relocate some of the cans to another pile or just spaz and kick all the cans out of my way

oh no I've always been this way, there's a table in my room but you can't even tell it's a table because it's surrounded by cd's of duckman I downloaded off of kazaa and the boxes from my last 8 motherboards and broken 300W power supplies

[maks]

sounds like you better run to the store and buy another shitty brand-name laptop and install core software on it before work-time if you want to keep your job

or I could just add my exchange account to the mail client on my mac and remote into my boss's win 7 vm when I need to use excel or something.

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"cool! there's a rug in this room! i never knew that!"

[maks]

also there's like 6 power strips under my desk but I really don't need half of them because there's quite a few chargers to shit I don't own anymore plugged in down there. every time I unplug my android it's all 'unplug the power to conserve power' and I'm all yeah tell that to my razr charger and the power brick from the laptop I bought in 1998

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there are bags and boxes i still havent unpacked from 3 years ago that i just carry around with me from one place to the next

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do you own a mac for pleasure or for business

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voluntary mac users must die

[maks]

I have hundreds of CDs from when I was a teenager I haven't played an audio cd in at least 12 years

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they might one day become collectibles,
or be worth 25 cents a piece in a garage sale, who knows?

[maks]

do you own a mac for pleasure or for business

My macbook pro is the best machine I've ever owned, so was my previous macbook pro. I find windows too limiting (and don't get me started on its security), I like the power and familiarity of the bash shell but I also spend all day fixing other peoples computer problems so I don't have the patience to deal with linux and it's contant niggling little issues. osx is perfect for me, and the hardware is rock solid. Literally the only bad thing about owning a mac is the other people who own macs.

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what about non-upgradeable hardware,
overpriced hardware,
a clunky esoteric interface designed with the intention of impressing investors and not catering to the user's best interest,
an overall lack of compatability with software
poor tech support and a difficulty (if not impossibility) in repairing it once shit turns in to a state of disarray

like abercrombie and fitch, getting a mac is just paying for a brand name. They suck, i hate the shit out of them
their response back in 2000 or whenever it was to windows XP is unforgiveable, that thing they created was an uncooperative undisciplined monster

"we better create something to compete with windows if we don't want out corporation to fade into obscurity, then we'll give our product to elementary schools for free so students grow up accustomed to our shitty senseless interface"

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[elezzzark]

I heard Windows 8 will beat Mac OS X

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windows doesnt need to beat mac osx, mac osx beats itself