security deposit and broken lease for apt that lisa will never even step foot in $6000
plane tickets and travel expenses from the swamp to penguin island $2500
The average cost of a jewelry store diamond engagement ring is $4000
Car repairs for Lisa's shitty shitty car $500
Motel Room cost when lisa kicks rootbeer off her gross ass futon every other night so far $1000



the cost to get herpes from a middle aged spinster cat lady who has no friends runs somewhere around 15 to 20 grand,

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