The Cag Files: All Cag Audio/Video/Pics gets posted for weeks ITT.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Since my good friend Clarissa Holz who has definitely forgiven me and definitely isn't at all angry about things she did has given me permission to post these it's time for:


THE CAG FILES

First up is a phone call which I think pretty well sums up what Cag is all about.

http://www.fjs.click/phonecall1.mp3 (right click save as)


Subjects include:

• Camoron's lack of a father, job or money and when he lost his virginity.
  
• Clarissa's plans to steal money from Ed.
  
• Teknorat's evilness.
  
• Clarissa's backups of backups (of men.) (Now we know it was Jon lmao)
  
• Rare audio of Cag trying to cook food lmao stick to stripping honey.
  
• How much Cag hates Camoron.
  
• Multiple suicide threats.
  
• Mild crying.
  
• Insulting Steven Yelle.
  
• Insulting rootbeer.