im so pathetic

lol

look terror baby, youre wrong, she digs me and shes gonna go out with me, because hell, im fucking awesome.

you will see, so shut the fuck up and stop letting your shitposting husband use youra ccount

[always stevey]

a violent flash of rage...

[terror baby]

a violent flash of rage...

not rage I just got my groove back

deal w/ it bitches

[terror baby]

yeah bc you're taking my advice

nope

ive already looked at other girls on okcupid they are all either dumb quirky 19 year old bisexuals or older women that are fucking weird/dumb bitches

myabe I will ask out this 19 year old girl who likes pokemon. fucking dumb bitches jhesus christ goddamn it fuck this gay earth

2 more posts.

lily...w assup girl, you wanna go out sometime with a tall, strong, confident, sexy bearded man?

[Genital Doli]

why do you even care? you've never even met her.....just leave it be. In order for women to want you you have to exude confidence. Do you think I married lolwhales because he was a shitty poster? No. He was confident as hell in his whale posts and he thought he was the funniest thing to hit the forums since max golberg first created them. You should strive to be like lolwhales. He exudes confidence.

Here's what you have to do:
1. ignore her texts, just don't reply until she starts begging you to reply.
2. keep looking for bitches on that site, you aint exclusive to the hoe so why are you acting like it?
3. be confident in everything you do, tell girls about how big the shit you just took was, tell them you dont care about relationships because most bitches just get in the way of your game, tell them you're waiting for the "right one...." they all want to be the "right one" and when they try real hard to be the one for you then you just dump them until they come crawling back. let them know who's boss.

dont hate the player, just hate the game

[Genital Doli]

lily...w assup girl, you wanna go out sometime with a tall, strong, confident, sexy bearded man?

She does. Thats why shes my girl freind now

She does. Thats why shes my girl freind now

you wanna fight over it?

[jon]

when a girl tells you she's sick you say "hey baby that's cool listen i'm really into feet." then you wait a second. then you say "wait. what are we talking about" then you wait for her to laugh. then she will tell you that she really is sick, it's not a lie, and then you don't have to act like a faggot about it later

[jon]

if she doesn't laugh she's a faggot, find another one

yeah i get the pun, she didnt actually say "im sick" though she said "im barfy and feel like shit" or soemkthing so i dont think that pun would have made any fucking sense in the context, since it relies on wrodplay, which was not actually present.

but i appreciate the advice, ill remember that 1 :smiles:

even my imaginary date canceled on me

yes you are a fag lol

[Genital Doli]

Camoron youre deprressed. Let us help you

[Genital Doli]

damn, look at all the hot pussy cam can score..

yes you are a fag lol

maybe i should exclusively date girls who weigh in excess of 200 lbs

i am so jealous of you dating cag

whens the wedding?

damn, look at all the hot pussy cam can score..

so funny im gonna be laughing all the way to the bank. the pussy bank.

whens the wedding?

ask m0nde if you want to rsvp