Lisa is my favorite person and I love her a lot...

[Chronic Munchies]

I'm posting from this account because chrome has the rootbeer password and I don't have internet here.
I love Lisa and she treats me nicer than any woman has before. Even if she breaks up with me for being an immature dickhead, I will treasure the time she has gave me and the nice memories. Tomorrow is New Years hopefully 2014 is better than my last couple years. I am very tired and stressed out. I am going to try and sleep, and dream of a future where we have a family together. And I won't need internet "friends" (more like enemies) to feel like a normal person.
Take it easy
- rootbeer

[timmy]

[juji]

"And I won't need internet "friends" (more like enemies) to feel like a normal person. "

[steveyos]

[UofLCardfan08]

New Years Eve 2013/14, lisa goes out on the penguintown and pulls a train just to spite the steroid junkie.

Lisa New Years resolution(s),
immediately lose 300 pounds of excess baggage
cease all contact with meth, opiate, steroid addicts
wash hair and brush teeth
get a patch kit for inflatable bathtub for one (it's not a love tub for two, take note sherman)
sell diamonds at pawn shop
sell steam game account to highest bidder
fuck teknorat (gods willing)
send more BROWN vagina pictures to dp
get a restraining order if that fat whinging fuck doesn't go back to michigan
fuck teknorat
fuck teknorat
fuck teknorat

*teknorat is not an awkward virgin weirdo with a micro steroid dick - real men don't need or use steroids


fuck teknorat, Lisa will deliver herself to fuck teknorat, anytime, anyplace

[Plug Drugs]

And I won't need internet "friends" (more like enemies) to feel like a normal person.

ouch

[steveyos YOLO]

Not sure why you feel the need to post your bipolar thoughts here each time yo forget to take your meds. Nobody gives a fuck whether or not if you or your dumb ugly bitch likes us.

[Autistic Spectrum]

in b4 murder sucide

[Autistic Spectrum]

rootbeer have you ever sat down and really thought about the reason you are so gay and retarded, i mean really think about it, ponder it for a while,,, hmmmm why am i such a cunt??? stroke your neckbeard while you think about it, i am sure the awnser will come to you

[Autistic Spectrum]

sure you have thorwn away thousands and thousands of dollars, and your friends and family now hate you for being a retard, but you know what, you did it man, u finally got that picture of lisa in her inflatable bathtub, really proud of you rooty

the right to bear arms

[Autistic Spectrum]

the right to alienatire your self from hillbilly neckbearded faggots and your family for a meth head spinster ugly cunt that lives in a hovel on the other side of the earth

rootbeers fam must be loaded

the right to bear gifts for a australian woman old enough to be your mother

[Autistic Spectrum]

i am pretty sure his family disowned him after this trip, so there's that lmao

[Autistic Spectrum]

can't go back to the frozen swamp, can't stay on penguin island, he's doomed,

[Autistic Spectrum]

all's he has is hatefull comments to read on the interent and a jpg of lisa in her blowup bathtub

maybe if he stays long enough hell get deported and wont have to buy a return ticket

is deportation a rough experience idk

[Autistic Spectrum]

he's a cripple so he can't fly for the 36 hours lmao he's stuck, he's gonna have to make a raft,,out of lisa's blow up bathtub

how is he crippled did lisa hurt him physically (not just emotionally)

[Autistic Spectrum]

something about Chinese lead based roids not being good for your bones and joints

RIP LeadSteroids

i love lisa

[www.whatthefuck.com]

here we go again

[timmy]

i bet he used the chornic munchines account unironically to check if she was getting chatted up by hot forum dudes

[timmy]

"better to check my chronic macnhies alt to see if the hot men could to be pming lisa by a good reason"

[www.whatthefuck.com]

lisa would be smart enough to change the password first by now dontcha think tim?

[timmy]

[Chronic Munchies]

I know hun

don't worry, no nasty girly bits for you