Mind you I did attempt to fuck a Sherman
He was the second worst fuck I've ever had, which is why I call it an attempt because I also have enough experience to know not many people would call that actual sex. The worst one I didn't even fuck when I come to think of it, there was one guy I took home once who couldn't even piss in my toilet and wanted to go outside to urinate because he was literally too scared to piss in the same house as anyone else.... I kind if just abused him for a couple of hours and then kicked him out.... and that is what comes to mind when I try and think of who in all my experience was actually a worse fuck than Sherman.
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Dirty Beatleking steveyos04-30-2014
Last edited by Dirty Beatle; 04-30-2014 at 06:08 PM.
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04-30-2014
awkward sex is the worst fucking kind.
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04-30-2014I am the owner of http://www.ezmangaforum.com
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04-30-2014
there actually isn't any intercourse during a dance but whatever.
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Dirty Beatleking steveyos04-30-2014
Sherman's not too shy to even piss though... He's not too shy to jerk himself all day and prematurely ejaculate everywhere but oh wait get this.... Sherman is so bad at sex that one time he tried to fuck me, I was like laying on my stomache... Anyway he fucked away for a whole 2 seconds and then came right onto the bed sheet, you see what had happened was he didn't get his cock in at all, he just rubbed his little broken dick between my thighs and then came onto the bed... He kept bringing up that example in later arguments as a time where he thinks he actually managed to have sex with me.... I actually had to inform him that no, that technically was not sex.
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04-30-2014
I really don't care that Lisa's on welfare. It wouldn't make sense for her to be stripping if she takes things too personally and doesn't handle rejection very well. it wouldn't make any sense for her to do anything but collect disability. how else is she going to survive?
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04-30-2014
did rootbeer ever rub up agasint you in the hallway accidently then whamo jizzy jeans
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Dirty Beatleking steveyos
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04-30-2014
lisa has 2 degrees cag, in a box, next to her diamonds that rootbeer bought her in the same box is the recpit for her 200 dollor pillow
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04-30-2014
well... how are you surviving now?
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Dirty Beatleking steveyos04-30-2014
Yeah the worst thing was him trying to "cuddle" me when I was trying to sleep, I'd be laying there and his jizz would literally just start leaking onto my leg... and of corse it would then get cold and he like expected me to try and sleep with him just jizzing onto my leg all night... nah I couldn't tolerate it for a 3rd month.
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04-30-2014
she has internet and 2 dimes bag of ditch weed, she's doing pretty well for herself
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04-30-2014
You get into fights and throw huge fits if you don't get your way. You're too overly sensitive to make it in the world and be around normal people.
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Dirty Beatleking steveyos
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04-30-2014
you also get drunk and wind up in beds of strangers who fondle you. That actually seems pretty horrible especially when it's happening at your age.
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04-30-2014
I'm not even trying to be mean or judge.
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Dirty Beatleking steveyos
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04-30-2014
handing out perals of wisdom in the Lisa mc burnies gaping cunt thread in the herpetirm on rubynet,,
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Dirty Beatleking steveyos04-30-2014
I mean I could work on the skills I need to be a stripper I guess
*takes off cloths*
I think I nailed it. I should go relish my success and make a career out of this because clearly I have superior social skills now that I can be a stripper.
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04-30-2014
cag and lisa if i ever get really really drunk one night and end up at traveloclity, and buy you both plane tickets to Yasur, Vanuatu in the south pacfic which is an active volcaona will you too get on the plane and wrestle each other on the motlen rock while i watch and jerk off into the hot lava
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04-30-2014
You're just an extremely damaged and mentally fragile person whose angry at the world, but that's okay at rubynet because so is everyone else or this forum wouldn't have anyone posting in it at all
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Dirty Beatleking steveyos
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