Two things

[Lisa]

First of all who keeps drinking wild turky in the corner outside my flat? Like it's a real mystery, at the end of te driveway outside my flat there is this like, I don't know what it is, a weedy area I guess and I keep finding bourbon cans there, the first couple of times I noticed them I just picked them up and put them in the bin, thought they maybe fell out of bin and ended up there somehow but everytime I pick them up there is always more turning up the next couple of days anyway, I never see anyone there, so is like someone squatting in the weedy corner at the end of the driveway at mysterious timeswhen no one is looking, like maybe 3 am, and drinking a couple of cans of bourbon and leaving the cans there, what the fuck is going on there?


And also I was trying to trim and tidy for my big dick brutal murder tomorrow and I got this really bad shaving rash so now I'm really embarrassed and I can't really put him off again because I keep pushing it back so I don't know what to do

[steveyos YOLO]

Shut up whore

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

bourbon in a can nuke australia

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

[steveyos YOLO]

This insane bitch is embarrassed about her mangled up pussy but not of her methface that was bashed in with a brick and her ridiculous clown hair?

bourbon cans

what kind of utter garbage drinks bourbon from a can? this woman never ceases to amaze me with her trashiness

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

I think it was barry who explained it to me in australia bourbon comes in a can pre mixed with coke

[timmy]

I think it was barry who explained it to me in australia bourbon comes in a can pre mixed with coke

its kind of disgusting, but it was cheaper until they brought out huge taxes on pre-mixed drinks to "discourage underage drinking"

a 24 can box of bourbon + coke went from like 40 bucks to 70 bucks in 2 years...

same bullshit reason they put cigarettes up, 5 dollars in 2000, 21 dollars today... reason: MUH CHILDRUENS,.. more like educate, and if someone smokes, its because they were being rebelious or they have shit parents, or yolo

the best thing in australia is the dominoes pizza with their awesome toppings. i will one day have a white trash can of bourbon and coke with a slice of perri perry gallus pizza with a swirl of mustrad and mayo

70 dollars for a pack ofbeers

[timmy]

beer is 30-40 per 24 pack..

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

I can buy a 30 pack for $9.99 I can buy a pump shotgun for 300 bucks

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

if it wasn't for jews controlling our country america would pretty much be perfect

[UofLCardfan08]

For an instant fix, wipe that rash with a paper towel dampened with vinegar, it will sting for only a moment.

if you don't believe me google it

[Lisa]

For an instant fix, wipe that rash with a paper towel dampened with vinegar, it will sting for only a moment.

if you don't believe me google it

Never heard that one, This sounds silly but I was so upset about a shaving rash that I nearly cried, I was just trying to make myself look nice you know

[juji]

Do american prostitutes cost 5 bucks per hour?

[Lisa]

I sent him a pic of the rash lol

[Lisa]

He was very nice about it

[Lisa]

He's an engineer.

I better sleep tonight so I'll check back in tomorrow after I get murdered ok?

[steveyos YOLO]

Never heard that one, This sounds silly but I was so upset about a shaving rash that I nearly cried, I was just trying to make myself look nice you know

Put yourself in a coffin

[Autistic Spectrum]

first things first lisa's the realest

[Autistic Spectrum]

can't wait till lisa is murdered by this guy tommorw

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

Do american prostitutes cost 5 bucks per hour?

ok maybe mexico has us beat in whores and drugs but you're a brown country so it doesn't really count

[juji]

ok maybe mexico has us beat in whores and drugs but you're a brown country so it doesn't really count

american women suck so bad

[jon]

if it wasn't for jews controlling our country america would pretty much be perfect

its too late for that shit, the liberals all believe in it now, even if you got rid of the adlais what's left behind still has a mind of its own

[Lisa]

He'll be here in 2 hours

[Autistic Spectrum]

LISA YOU NEED TO LIVE POST THIS,, THE WHOLE THING, I NEED TO BE A MAJOR PART OF THIS

[Lisa]

LISA YOU NEED TO LIVE POST THIS,, THE WHOLE THING, I NEED TO BE A MAJOR PART OF THIS

Lol

i'll be thinking about you the whole time