blumpkin

[urkles girlfriend]

blumpkin ‎(plural blumpkins) (slang) The act of performing fellatio while the recipient is defecating in a toilet. [ quotations ▼] 2001, Howard Stern (Federal Communications Commission hearing transcripts 04-49), I said to Mark Wahlberg yesterday, had he ever gotten a blumpkin from a girl.

what the fuck?

[urkles girlfriend]

Mark Walberg is one of the ugliest celebrities.

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

yeah this is a super old joke

[urkles girlfriend]

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

youd probably give him a blumpkin. if jon makes like 60k a year the things that you'd do for a guy who makes over $1 million annually would be pretty extreme no matter how he looked

[urkles girlfriend]

He's got small beady eyes. He is undeserving of a blumpkin

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

he doesn't need u cag

[urkles girlfriend]

lmao that woman has broader shoulders than he does

... Jon gives his secret boyfriend at work blumkins in da baffroom.

[urkles girlfriend]

[urkles girlfriend]

whats wrong with her mouth

[Wendy <3]

whats wrong with her mouth

He has a massive boomhound that's what

[rubycalaber]

At 16, Wahlberg approached a middle-aged Vietnamese man named Thanh Lam on the street and, using a large wooden stick, knocked him unconscious while calling him a "Vietnam fucking shit".[12][13] That same day Wahlberg also attacked a second Vietnamese man named Hoa "Johnny" Trinh, punching him in the face. He believed he had left his victim permanently blind in one eye.[11][12][14] According to court documents regarding these crimes, when Wahlberg was arrested later that night and returned to the scene of the first assault, he stated to police officers: "You don't have to let him identify me, I'll tell you now that's the motherfucker who's (sic) head I split open."[14] Investigators also noted that he "made numerous unsolicited racial statements about 'gooks' and 'slant-eyed gooks'."[12][14]

[urkles girlfriend]

[urkles girlfriend]

At 16, Wahlberg approached a middle-aged Vietnamese man named Thanh Lam on the street and, using a large wooden stick, knocked him unconscious while calling him a "Vietnam fucking shit".[12][13] That same day Wahlberg also attacked a second Vietnamese man named Hoa "Johnny" Trinh, punching him in the face. He believed he had left his victim permanently blind in one eye.[11][12][14] According to court documents regarding these crimes, when Wahlberg was arrested later that night and returned to the scene of the first assault, he stated to police officers: "You don't have to let him identify me, I'll tell you now that's the motherfucker who's (sic) head I split open."[14] Investigators also noted that he "made numerous unsolicited racial statements about 'gooks' and 'slant-eyed gooks'."[12][14]

what a jerk

[Wendy <3]

I thought he threw a rock at some porch monkey and poked his eye out or something

[rubycalaber]

At 15, civil action was filed against him for his involvement in two separate incidents of harassing African-American children (the first were siblings, and the second incident was a group of black school children on a field trip), by throwing rocks and shouting racial epithets.[11]

[Wendy <3]

He sounds like a true american hero to me

[urkles girlfriend]

[urkles girlfriend]

As they were walking, defendants Michael Guilfoyle, Derek Furkart, Mark Wahlberg, and another white male began to follow them on bicycles. One of the defendants said to the Colemans, "We don't like black niggers in the neighborhood so get the fuck away from the area." The group of white males then chased the Colemans, using their mopeds.

During the chase, the group of white males yelled, "Kill the nigger, kill the nigger," and each threw a rock at the Coleman brothers and sister.

[rubycalaber]

we need more kids like that now adays

[urkles girlfriend]

mark wahlberg is a terrible man

[rubycalaber]

theres nothing more moral than defending your community from outside threats

[Wendy <3]

White bear was always my favorite