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The boys used to call me "Surfboard" in year 7. So I called them "doors without nobs". That sure showed them.

They said, "Lisa, you make the walls jealous."

So I bashed them.

One boy came up behind me and set fire to my piggy tail so my head was literally on fire, then he freaked out and tried to put it out by bashing me over the head with his school bag. He was my first boyfriend and he recently looked me up and added me to facebook.

I kicked his shins pretty hard after that and he cried.

These were the days when I if I had a crush in a boy I would run past and punch him in the head.

I was too scared to kiss him so that seemed like the best way to deal with my crush.

Not much has changed really.

Dem waves.

Tide's out.

~OUT~

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