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07-06-2018
I guess it depends on the region but there's definitely a lot of obnoxious characteristics in american accents like women on the west coast having vocal fry like they just drank battery acid and that sort of nasally jewish east coast accent where they say their Os as As and draw their vowels out like a little kid so they go like taaaaadd put daaaaawn the baaaaax instead of todd put down the box
ironically they also say twat as twot as if they are doing a comical impression of a posh british accent
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07-06-2018
howdy cowboy would you like a hamburger
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07-06-2018
you guys sound like Mary Poppins and yer jealous af because America is best at everything including accents
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07-06-2018
people from connecticut don't really have much of an accent but they don't pronounce the T in mountain
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07-06-2018Also note that anyone who pronounces anything outaide the queens english is a deviation towards delinquency the more farther it is aka all americans are butchering english
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07-06-2018American english is like the rabble of society made their own version of english
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07-06-2018Imagine being brought up to speak a lower class of english and thinking it sounds good
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07-06-2018
an excerpt from the book I'm writing about everything wrong with americans, current working title: American Kampf
american accents can get so whiny you can mistake the word "poem" for "pawn": he sent them a paaawwwm
horrible at doing foreign accents and think obviously fake russian accents in prank calls are real
only people I've encountered online who complain they can't understand "foreign accents"
pronounce "little" as "liddle"
pronounce "winter" as "winner"
pronounce "iran" as "eye-ran"
pronounce "arab" as "ayy-rab"
pronounce "nuclear" as "nucular"
pronounce "vehicle" as "vee-hickle"
pronounce "Qatar" as "Cutter"
pronounce "muslims" as "muhslims" or "mohslems"
pronounce "Craig" as "Creg"
pronounce "Aiden" as "Eyeden"
pronounce "Fraser" as "Frasher"
pronounce "peadophile" as "ped-ophile"
only people who say "mom" instead of "mum"
Normal person
>tomato
>croissant
>coffee
>beer
>broccoli
>lasagne
American
>TUHMAYTUH
>CWA-SEANT
>CAAAAH-FEEEE
>BUIEEAR
>BHRAACALI
>LUZAHN-YUH
<3 <3 <3 your accent is hot tho
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07-06-2018
you monarchist pantywaists should really be able to pronounce king though
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07-06-2018
americans pronounce king as 'the ruler of an outdated archaic system we kicked to the curb like 250 years ago'
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07-06-2018
English language was germanic origin like vikings, it's really shitty to pronounce after all, besides romance family language wasnt hard to pronounce.
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07-06-2018
it's stupider than that, english is a mish mash of german and french and latin and anglo saxon it's got borrowed words from languages from like 4 different bases that's why none of the spelling or grammar rules make sense
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07-06-2018
honestly the US would be better off if we'd adopted french or iroquois or something instead
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07-06-2018
we really ought to be working on an international language, think how much better everyone would get along if they could talk to each other
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