When Trump dies, it makes America great again!

[Cag.]

i used to be his ebud too before he randomly went insane on me during a coke binge and made a huge fuss over jon being "abusive to women" even though marks has abused women like lisa and ramen over the internet. im cool with him hating me tbh

[maks]

i used to be his ebud too before he randomly went insane on me during a coke binge and made a huge fuss over jon being "abusive to women" even though marks has abused women like lisa and ramen over the internet. im cool with him hating me tbh

here's what really happened. (cag's hurt feelings mini megathread)

I used to be cag's e-bud, then one day she messaged me on steam like "sorry, jon says I'm not allowed to talk to anyone from the forum qnd he's watching me delete my friends list, tee hee" which is the kind of shit a really insecure controlling dickwipe would do, so I called him on it. I turned his spousal abuse into a forum gimmick. cag forgot this was a trolling forum and got greatly offended at that. She started posting exclusively about exercise and vegetables and chastising me for my lifestyle. I guess to prove she was better than me or something? I dunno, I neer really understood it. It was boring so I hurt her feelings really bad and she left the forum for like 4 months.

4 months later I started watching ds9 and wanted to talk to cag about ds9 so I approached her and asked her nicely to come post again. everything was cool for like a month, then she got really mad that I don't like the same politicians has her and she lost her shit. In retaliation I turned her impending divorce (like everyone didn't already know it was coming) into a forum gimmick. this brings us to the present day.