sometimes I pretend I was the one who married cag

[Autistic Spectrum]

and she's just in the next room wasting her life sway on the internet

[maxgoldberg]

yeah i post on the internet and its a waste of time

[maxgoldberg]

49,711 posts worth of wasted time

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag did you type that number out or did you copy and paste it

[maxgoldberg]

why does that matter?

[Autistic Spectrum]

51

I typed that

[maxgoldberg]

gasp

[maxgoldberg]

that your age?

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag what's the oldest guy you ever dated

[maxgoldberg]

ive dated a few older guys because i have deep seated daddy issues.

[maks]

A hobbit's average lifespan is 100 years

[maxgoldberg]

a fun fact about hobbits is that they don't get gall stones or cirrhosis of the liver

[Autistic Spectrum]

women with daddy issues are the best in bed they always want it rough

[maks]

I wonder if samwise ever beat his wife

[Wendy <3]

ive dated a few older guys because i have deep seated daddy issues.

How old

cag, how old was the sugar daddy guy you lived with?

[root ghost]

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me

and,for some reason, that rootbeeste post rquired time past the 10 seconds or whatever ninja edit time you're given