did jon successfully turn a ho into a housewife

[Cag.]

mom I need to let you know something, I ironically pretended to be a girl on the internet, I don't do that anymore, all the irony Is gone, and now i go by the name of brenda, so please address all future birthday cards to brenda

fake lily is actually a man and thats why fake lily got so mad about biff spigler videos in her thread

[maks]

i am literally property lmfao

you need to assert your independence. cheat on him.

cags, you need to have an nsa fuck buddy relationship with a Mexican man

[Cag.]

monogamy is nice u should try it monde

[maks]

cag acting like she hasn't already cheated on jon

[Cag.]

jeez lol

[Cag.]

men stink

[maks]

this has nothing to do with gender, I know you and jon. you have no morals and probably don't care about him beyond what he can do for you, and he's a limp noodle dictionary definition level cuck

[maks]

2+2=x where x = cag got some strange since she's been married, probably a few times

[Cag.]

:o

[Cag.]

oh here we go again

[maks]

might as well tell us about it, jon doesn't post here anymore

[Cag.]

lmao no one else wants a washed up rape whore like me

[Lily]

men are terrible

[maks]

bullshit, you could get a stevey level incel in like 10 minutes, or a m0nde level guy if you spent a couple of hours plying him with alcohol

[root ghost]

bitches love drugs

[maks]

you have a vagina you could be 400 lbs with acne covering every inch of your body and you could get laid with a reddit post don't give me that shit

[root ghost]

lmao no one else wants a washed up rape whore like me

whats up

[maks]

whats up

dude this guy slaps coconuts cag and he's all over you, have some self confidence you can absolutely cheat on jon

[maks]

I've done p well in my sex life and I;'ve never fucked a coconut slapper, but it doesn't seem like it would be that hard for you. legit jealous right now.

[Lily]

I'd totally eat your ass cag

[skrizach]

jon seems like he would be a tidy person and probably gives you dirty looks when he's cleaning up

jon seems like he gets home from work and plays video games until he goes to sleep probably has long unkempt nails so he can open oranges which is the only thing he eats so he doesnt get scurvy

[skrizach]

jon seems like he gets home from work and plays video games until he goes to sleep probably has long unkempt nails so he can open oranges which is the only thing he eats so he doesnt get scurvy

oh wait no that's dp, jon is actually cool and a sharp dresser

[internutt]

oh wait no that's dp, jon is actually cool and a sharp dresser

would u date him then?

[skrizach]

would u date him then?

I don't think our wives would like that very much

[maks]

your wife is more open minded than you think

[Autistic Spectrum]

get your wife to post here

[skrizach]

she's not that open minded

[maks]

post her nudes ashe'll never popst here which means she'll never know also we've all seen your penis already

[skrizach]

maybe someday