i'm struggling to post here these days as i'm not really angry about anything...

[siburke939]

my missus is reasonably confident but like most birds she has insecurities (which is a bonus as it means a guy like me can fuck her - i ain't ugly but damn i am no looker that's for sure)

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sums up the internet in one image i feel

[maks]

typical irish broad

[siburke939]

sums up the internet in one image i feel

needs a cat

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slutty chicks come and go
same with fat chicks

you're right, it is a lot more fun to deceive a classy good looking girl into fucking you then kick her out the door like you'd do anyways
don't know why though

[maks]

Fuck that, I'm all about the sluts. I'm not looking for a challenge, not looking for any work, I just want to dip my wick and be done with it.

[siburke939]

she was very conservative when i first met her with her posh CPS job all suited up for work n shit i just flicked a switch in her somewhere turns out she's a closet pervert taking out her sick fantasies on me...

...YES! :-D

[siburke939]

dads (plural - long story) i don't mind them there's more to me than just filthy sex & shitty posts

[maks]

dads (plural - long story) i don't mind them there's more to me than just filthy sex & shitty posts

the more you talk about her the more conservative she sounds

[siburke939]

first child from a long-term relationship that didn't work out second from being raped she's a "pro life" faggot (yeah we disagree on that pro-choice all the way for me)

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Fuck that, I'm all about the sluts. I'm not looking for a challenge, not looking for any work, I just want to dip my wick and be done with it.

i need to have some sort of challenge in order to get over the smell of her rotting cunt

[maks]

that wasn't a very long story at all!

[maks]

i need to have some sort of challenge in order to get over the smell of her rotting cunt

just because she's a slut doesn't mean she doesn't bathe, I'm not fucking homeless women

[siburke939]

Get some morning after pills, and some pennyroyal, if you have a knoch up scare powder the pill and put it in the tea, and serve her breakfast in bed.

she does the morning after pill thing (had to with me once after she came off the implant thing & went on the pill) she was in hospital after being raped & beaten pretty badly it was too late then

[maks]

You should, cheap dates man, 5 bucks worth of malt liquor and a couple mcdoubles and you can do whatever the fuck you want to them.

even I have standards, though I did date a crack addict for a few months

[siburke939]

that wasn't a very long story at all!

i summarised :-P

[siburke939]

first is 1/4 brown second is white

[siburke939]

(i think idk i never really listen to people they bore me)

[siburke939]

:nigmongle:

[siburke939]

the fuck is a "mongle" ruby you huge fucking faggot it's :nigmongle:

[siburke939]

i tested the water with that one no way i'd go with a stereotypical "wog whore" it would be hypocritical of me if i fucked her off due to that i've fucked loads of black chicks (i like big butts okay) i just don't do "niggerish"

[siburke939]

"quotation marks" and (brackets)

[siburke939]

I POST HOW I FUCKING WANT DON'T STIFLE MY CREATIVITY FAGGOTS

[siburke939]

there are plenty of white "niggers" in the world any colour person is welcome at my door but if you act like a cunty nigger i'm getting the magnum out the safe - i'm sure i'll be okay in that regard

[siburke939]

i'm good with my hands & my temper is too volatile carrying a weapon around at all times is not good for someone like me i'd be inside now

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going to slam 5 beers then scrounge up some nickels and dimes to go buy coffee at the gas station

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actually there is a few hot chicks who work there i dont want to pay in change if theyre working
and i dont want to walk all the way there and then walk back because i dont want to embarass myself in front of a hot girl so i'm just not going to go and pop a bunch of excedrin instead

[ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo]

I'm mad as fuck I just went to mcdonalds with $1.10 and they want $1.30 for fudge sundaes now

[maks]

why is the cheeseburger $1.10 and the double cheeseburger is only $1?

[ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo]