i'm struggling to post here these days as i'm not really angry about anything...

[maks]

the jews want me to eat twice as many burgers? to what end?

[ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo]

i dunno they probably get some kind of government subsidy for each mind control drug laced patty they give you

[maks]

it's worse than I thought... did you happen to notice mcdonalds has bacon now?

actually there is a few hot chicks who work there i dont want to pay in change if theyre working
and i dont want to walk all the way there and then walk back because i dont want to embarass myself in front of a hot girl so i'm just not going to go and pop a bunch of excedrin instead

awww poor guy


mcdonalds doesnt really sell real food that is why it is so cheap

its kinda like everything is just corn based material that is flavored to taste like meat and bun etc

I'm mad as fuck I just went to mcdonalds with $1.10 and they want $1.30 for fudge sundaes now

you know if you asked they would have let you have it anyway

[siburke939]

i had mcdonalds for breakfast this morning it was okay

[siburke939]

also i'm gonna be a dad

[maks]

also i'm gonna be a dad

oh christ you gotta get an abortion dude this is going to ruin you

[siburke939]

termination booked for thursday we need to wait a while (i fucking hope she doesn't back out of the abortion it's way too soon into our relationship)

[siburke939]

idk if this link will work but i'll try it anyway...

[siburke939]

oh fuck i look like a drunken dork in that pic (spoiler: i am)

[maks]

termination booked for thursday we need to wait a while (i fucking hope she doesn't back out of the abortion it's way too soon into our relationship)

Good, dodged a bullet there dude

[siburke939]

i'd love to have kids with her but not this soon she's only 5 weeks gone so it ain't gonna be too stressful for her

[maks]

you say that now, your attitude will change once you actually have kids. I don't know any fathers who would do it again if they had the chance.

[siburke939]

she has 2 already & they're great i know it won't be easy but it just feels right with here

[siburke939]

also random pic of her leg coming up

[siburke939]

[siburke939]

(that's just a fraction of the load btw it was pretty fucking epic by my usual standards)

[maks]

they're great because they're not yours

[maks]

(that's just a fraction of the load btw it was pretty fucking epic by my usual standards)

the rest of it is inside her and that's how you ended up in this sticky situation

[siburke939]

well that load was a full body spread hit from her neck all the way down - she's on that contraceptive pill thingy but her eating habits (ie: usually not doing so) may have fucked it :-/

[maks]

get it? sticky situation?

[siburke939]

damn i'm tired

[maks]

I know, that was pretty tacky

*rimshot*

[siburke939]

lol, rims!

[LtPaperclip]

i'd love to have kids with her but not this soon she's only 5 weeks gone so it ain't gonna be too stressful for her

FUCK,N PUNK BABY KILLER.BE A MAN FOR ONCE IN YOUR PATHETIC LIFE AND OWN UP AND RAISE THE CHILD WITH THE BLEACH BOTTLE BLONDE WHORE

[siburke939]

i heard you were a member of an old "shock" website that was cool about 8 years ago tell me more about that

[maks]

i heard you were a member of an old "shock" website that was cool about 8 years ago tell me more about that

i was never huge on reading siburke posts