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    My name is Andreas I am danish! I live in a windmill and wear clogs! My favorite toy is Lego and I cannot stop listening to Aqua - Barbie girl. English is
    my second language, so I ask you to not make fun of my grammar as I have a very fragile heart that is easily broken.
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    Please this guy out, he is really fucking hot and dribbly nice
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    He's got gorgeous eyes and is SM approved.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NotHowdy View Post
    He's got gorgeous eyes and is SM approved.
    I think he's prettier than you

    And he's really really nice... unlike you
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkeonz View Post
    My name is Andreas I am danish! I live in a windmill and wear clogs! My favorite toy is Lego and I cannot stop listening to Aqua - Barbie girl. English is
    my second language, so I ask you to not make fun of my grammar as I have a very fragile heart that is easily broken.
    my name is Sam Fox whitey.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lisa Battery View Post
    I think he's prettier than you

    And he's really really nice... unlike you
    Everyone's prettier than you, ug mug :) Suck it
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    What up Dark?
    You still producing and running an online poker site?
    Dark rules.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NotHowdy View Post
    Everyone's prettier than you, ug mug :) Suck it
    i said YOU

    He is prettier than YOU

    And I will so don't even

    i'm smarter than you shut up
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    Don't threaten me with a good time, bitch
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    According to people on SM I look old and wrinkly on newer pictures!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NotHowdy View Post
    Don't threaten me with a good time, bitch
    LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkeonz View Post
    According to people on SM I look old and wrinkly on newer pictures!
    No I seriously dribble a little
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Ruby View Post
    What up Dark?
    You still producing and running an online poker site?
    Dark rules.
    I still produce and run an affiliate business. I play poker part time. But the last 3 years I've studied computer science, so that's where my main focus has been
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lisa Battery View Post
    No I seriously dribble a little
    I'll bring a napkin if we ever meet
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lisa Battery View Post
    No I seriously dribble a little
    I am the alpha and Omega the begining and the end the first and the last That guy is so Alpha.
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    I will given unto those athirst from the water of the fountain of life freely.

    Yeah we've all heard the Fallout 3 bible quote.
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    Stop confusing me!! Or I'll scream
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkeonz View Post
    I'll bring a napkin if we ever meet
    Thankyou I'll need one

    Such a gentleman!

    Next time you want to slum it with a shabby feral bitch you'll find me in various traps online
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    Quote Originally Posted by Poopalew View Post
    I am the alpha and Omega the begining and the end the first and the last That guy is so Alpha.
    *backhand*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lisa Battery View Post
    Thankyou I'll need one

    Such a gentleman!

    Next time you want to slum it with a shabby feral bitch you'll find me in various traps online
    I consider myself slightly sane and I fear an encounter with you would result in you cutting my dick off in my sleep. What are the odds of this happening? I only have one
    dick and the enjoyment I get from it depends on it being attached to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkeonz View Post
    I consider myself slightly sane and I fear an encounter with you would result in you cutting my dick off in my sleep. What are the odds of this happening? I only have one
    dick and the enjoyment I get from it depends on it being attached to me.
    The fear is wise.

    the chance of me cutting your dick off and locking myself in a cupboard with it are only about 5%
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lisa Battery View Post
    The fear is wise.

    the chance of me cutting your dick off and locking myself in a cupboard with it are only about 5%
    Hmm.....Well.... I am a gambler by heart!
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    Thats my nigga DarkEonz, let him through.
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    The odds are only slightly dodgy
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    Oh I have already begun proceedings of nagging

    You'll have to wait though and I'm not the boss, just the bane of the boss's existence
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nuffy View Post
    Thats my nigga DarkEonz, let him through.
    This is absolutely true. I am his nigga
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    We come in peace. We bring you Danish Nigga's and my penis.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBoss View Post
    I will given unto those athirst from the water of the fountain of life freely.

    Yeah we've all heard the Fallout 3 bible quote.
    look at this dipshit arguing with a bot
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    We know it's a bot. Cody told us. Lisa said it was m0nde's but I don't really take anything she says to heart - you should try that sometime.

    And somehow, it's still more entertaining than 90% of your posts.

    Isn't that funny?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nuffy View Post
    Thats my nigga DarkEonz, let him through.
    He give good helmet
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