im never going to be able to leave this place for good

[blumpkin blownuts]

so im going to reveal my deepest darkest secret that nobody's already figured out on their own, which is actually a special formula for making real MD 20/20 Red Grape variety at home and saving $$$.
Take:
1 part ginger ale, any brand will do but canada dry works best in my experience
3 parts stoli
3 parts Welch's white grape juice (do not use red)
1 droplette red food coloring

It's completely indistinguishable from mad dog red grap except for color that just takes practice

[timmy]

why food coloring when you can use blood

[blumpkin blownuts]

all biological fluids are pretty poor mixers for a cocktail
i could see using blood plasma alone as an ingredient in something, but you lose the color after separating out the corpuscles, and any romantic aspect is pretty much lost too