the hype is real

[skrizach]

[always stevey]

lmao the goat spits on the Mexican.

[skrizach]

I could watch goats screaming all day.

I guess that's why I like it here so much?

[timmy]

lmao the goat spits on the Mexican.

sounded like he was speaking greek, you are literally a reatrd

[always stevey]

greek is the same thing as a beaner

[always stevey]

and that guy was Mexican. you're just trying to sound worldly, like you know a lot of languages but you don't. face it youre just as dumb as an American.

[always stevey]

When you think house pet, for most people, pygmy goat normally isn’t the first thing that comes to mind. However, if it is the first thing that comes to your mind, you’ll be happy to know that eHow.com offers instructions on how to teach your house goat not to piddle in said house. Having provided this useful information, Naimhe has some suggestions and comments of her own.

Goats have hooves. It would seem obvious but may be necessary to mention that hooves are hard on wood floors, carpeting, furniture, countertops, and many other surfaces normally found within homes. Your adorable 5 lb baby is going to grow into a still rather adorable 50 lb goat and will behave like a goat. For goat behavior, see the rest of this site. To summarize, that sweet little thing is going to greet you one day from the top of the counter, surrounded by pelleted poop, eating your curtains. Be aware.

Don’t teach or allow your house goat to jump into your lap or onto your shoulders as a baby. As mentioned earlier, it will become a much larger baby given time and 50 lbs of hooved love isn’t as cute jumping on your back as that little ball of fluff was.

Over years of watching goats, both the outdoor and indoor kind, Naimhe believes that goats aren’t really aware of when they are pooping. They just walk about dropping those little pellets as they go. You will never train a goat to poop where you want it to so save yourself the aggravation and don’t try. She also disagrees that the pellets are stinky, however the urine can be so if you do plan to keep your goat in the house, plan accordingly.

[timmy]

replace goat with stevey and hooves with gout

[timmy]

and that guy was Mexican. you're just trying to sound worldly, like you know a lot of languages but you don't. face it youre just as dumb as an American.

prove it

[always stevey]

prove it

you can clealy hear him saying "que pasa"

[always stevey]

like over 100 times

[skrizach]

I do not believe that a person can say "que pasa" 100 times in that amount time.

cag please record yourself saying "que pasa" 100 times as a baseline.

[always stevey]

totally would if I wasn't so depressed

[always stevey]

i don't feel like doing anything or talking to anyone i hate my life

[timmy]

que is used in both french and italian, please,

[timmy]

also in portuguese and latin please cag PLEASE teach me

[timmy]

teach me all the things

[always stevey]

well if you listen to enough Mexican each day you begin to understand it anyway wb skriz {okay dp and{ doli its okay ti post noa skrix (the guys wh0o cuts down trreees with bare hands is back)

[timmy]

Stevette are u part injun

[always stevey]

this is cag stevey doesj't givv eshit about race nor do I am gonna bppiong a guy who pplays starraft

[always stevey]

i don't feel like doing anything or talking to anyone i hate my life

[always stevey]

this is cag stevey doesj't givv eshit about race nor do I am gonna bppiong a guy who pplays starraft

[timmy]

Shutup steffies

[always stevey]

well if you listen to enough Mexican each day you begin to understand it anyway wb skriz {okay dp and{ doli its okay ti post noa skrix (the guys wh0o cuts down trreees with bare hands is back)

[always stevey]

no one has told me what starfcraft actually is but he says its a strategy game for pple with severer autism

[always stevey]

it sucks

[always stevey]

it sucks

if it sucks, i'll probably love it

[always stevey]

heres a nice greek song for my friend tim, the holocaust denier

[maks]

awesome thread, 5'd