i'm going to go get a haircut and buy a pair of new balance

[elezzark]

my barber shop supplies free beer while you are there

[elezzark]

my gf is gone for like 4 hours so it is going to be the best 4 hours of my life today

[maks]

my gf is gone for like 4 hours so it is going to be the best 4 hours of my life today

weren't you just telling me how great it is to have a steady girlfriend

I think you and dp are just trying to ruin a single guy's fun

[elezzark]

weren't you just telling me how great it is to have a steady girlfriend

I think you and dp are just trying to ruin a single guy's fun

it's nice to have a steady girlfriend but i hate my girlfriend as a person

[maks]

have you considered brainwashing her

[elezzark]

i already have but when she is around her friends or her mom it goes away

[Desolation]

i'm getting my hair done today too! #SoulSisters

[rubycalaber]

somehow the straight one looks like the gay one since he somehow has soft features

[rubycalaber]

i'm getting my hair done today too! #SoulSisters

with patented RubyCum™ hair gel

[maks]

i already have but when she is around her friends or her mom it goes away

she's probably going to need a lobotomy

somehow the straight one looks like the gay one since he somehow has soft features

milkspade crew4lyfe

[Autistic Spectrum]

let's talk about our gf's and what there lady parts smell like at various times during the day

you mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick?

[rubycalaber]

trollinator smells like motor oil most of the time

[always stevey]

My lady part smells like butterscotch at all times of the day.

My lady part smells like moth balls at all times of the day.

[elezzark]

My lady part smells like butterscotch at all times of the day.

[sex with dead people]

it's nice to have a steady girlfriend but i hate my girlfriend as a person

Does she even know how to hack?

[always stevey]

Nice. You got the reference. :)

Mmmmmmm Buttascotch yo

[Autistic Spectrum]

your pussy smells like tears and sadness

[always stevey]

You seem stressed. Try a coffee enema. :)

[Autistic Spectrum]

your pussy smells like the cum of a 1000 reject haven posters, your pussy is not unlike the sarlacc pit, in fact some say it might even be the sarlacc pit,

[always stevey]

Reject Haven never had 1000 posters, lol

[always stevey]

They wish.

[Autistic Spectrum]

at your next your bi-yearly douche please give my regards to boba fett,

[always stevey]

The bounty hunter from Star Wars? I've never really liked boba now that I think of it. Slimy tapioca boogers.

[Autistic Spectrum]

a rare glimpsle inside the innerworkings of cat avatar guys' lady hole

[always stevey]

That's very interesting.

[always stevey]

Mmmm butterscotch yo