i almost just drank from this water bottle i came in yesterday

phew

a little bit of the old pale ale

[steveyos YOLO]

What made you not drink it

[herpreader]

cag

lisa

[herpreader]

sophie

codey

[herpreader]

wow

[herpreader]

codphie

What made you not drink it

the cum wasnt fresh

hi tranen

Cams cum smells like elephant poop

Also how do you cum in a bottle do u have a micro penis

i can hit a target 15 feet away

you gotta work out your pc musle

Also how do you cum in a bottle do u have a micro penis

I put it up to my urethra to catch it instead of just jizzing all over the place

[cag]

is it just me and ruby who eat it maybe because we're the two biggest fucking autists for running these horrible fucking forums for this horible fucking community

I'm to much of a pussy to eat it

[cag]

I dont' know how ruby does it every time I only do it because I'm trying to make sure it literaly is the healthiest best tasting stuff on the planet so if I ever actually let someone do that kinda gross stuff to me like fi they REALLY want to for some insane reason and I end u pletting them they won't fucking have to deal with the horribleness of gross

[cag]

I also make sure my blood tastes good in case vampires decide to stop only attacking people in trasylvania and come out into the world and live in harmony and peace with us I woudl gladly donate blood to vampires so they don't have to attack random innocent people it's human's fucking fault they gotta do it

Cag go

That's stevey lol

[cag]

no

[cag]

like stevey would be the guy who ended up best friends with a fucking striper, MAYBE in second life but not first life it's Stevy were taking abut

Wish cag was still my friend