Rooty got a new girlfriend.

[Jibblez]

Did Rooty murder Lisa in a fit of steroid fueled rage? Or did he dump her and leave her in that dirty, rats nest apartment leaving her wondering "where did all da money go? Sherman I waz kidding come back! I miss the money! lmao!"

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Wonder what lisa is doing knowing that this bitch moved in on her meal ticket.

[timmy]

how do you knw so much about a person who doesnt post here anymore?


also, im gonna go get some sloppy seconds

[maks]

that chick is way better than lisa, it looks like my hope for the situation (that rootbeer would learn and grow from this and get himself a real girl) came true, good for him.

[timmy]

sloppy second herpes

[maks]

it's like I tell all the other virgins itf, when you stop obsessing over your virginity and get a little stank on the hang low chicks are suddenly on easy mode

[Jibblez]

Hopefully he doesn't spread the herpes to this girl. She looks nice and is a serious upgrade from Lisa.

[timmy]

i wonder if he will be all like "hey new gf i bought an apartment just for you"

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[timmy]

lisa has the most fucked up greased up hair ive seen on a woman in my life(not including homeless women, but she would probably contend with homeless women ive seen)

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you would still tap that tho

[timmy]

yolo

[maks]

yeah rootbeer is like astronomically better opff with this chick, though sher looks a little like him I think it might be his sister or his cousin or something has she been verified as his girlfriend?

[Jibblez]

well its settled. Rooty's new girlfriend has much more beautiful hair and actually wears clean clothes, but is still a huge faggot. just waiting
for the day when he comes back and pretends like nothing happened. lmao They really need to give lisa a new, non-herped account she will post rooty's genitals like she promised.

[Jibblez]

yeah rootbeer is like astronomically better opff with this chick, though sher looks a little like him I think it might be his sister or his cousin or something has she been verified as his girlfriend?

His relationship status on facebook confirms it, but yeah looks like a relative. stevey said the same thing. lmao

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[juji]

yeah, better than lisa

[maks]

His relationship status on facebook confirms it, but yeah looks like a relative. stevey said the same thing. lmao

good for him then, I'm happy for him he's way better off

[Jibblez]

Rooty is busy buying his nice, normal new girlfriend diamonds and gifts while Lisa plays payday 2 alone in her filthy apartment with no one but her cat.

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hopefully this time his new girl doesn't verbally/sexually abuse him by threatening to put his genitals on display for everyone to see.

[maks]

he should come back here I'd like to hear what he has to say about the lisa situation

his new girlfriend looks like she has the same extra chromosome as he does, so i hope someone mentioned that. but rootbeer told me a few hours ago that lisa tried to make him have anal sex, he freaked out, and she kicked him out of her house. interesting relationship

[Jibblez]

I guess they can unherp his account because he certainly won't be giving it to lisa anytime soon. I wonder just how used rooty feels right now.. all his chronic munchies accounts down the drain and for what.

[timmy]

his new girlfriend looks like she has the same extra chromosome as he does, so i hope someone mentioned that. but rootbeer told me a few hours ago that lisa tried to make him have anal sex, he freaked out, and she kicked him out of her house. interesting relationship

wait, giving or receiving? theres a huge difference there, you kind of left that detail out, plkease, dont leave, me, hanging

lisa wanted him to fuck her in the ass. he told me that its against gods will, which is what i assume he told her

[maks]

oral is just as against god's will but I'll bet he never turned down a blowjob

[timmy]

lisa wanted him to fuck her in the ass. he told me that its against gods will, which is what i assume he told her

packing my bags next stop lisas anus

[Jibblez]

lisa wanted him to fuck her in the ass. he told me that its against gods will, which is what i assume he told her

rooty likes feet tho

[timmy]

i would totally undewrstand rooty if lisa wasnt going to purge her anus,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, because, poop on your dick is gross, and condoms were invented by the devil