Gabby Giffords garlbed slurred speech...

[Alsto]

i'd rather listen to ________________________ , than hear her speak again... until her brain damage is all better, of course...

are you trying to say garfield?

[Alsto]

garfield is a possibility with fill in the blank... did you need instructions?

[Alsto]

i'd rather listen to garfield's fat girlfriend's pussy farts autotuned featuring will i am...

[Alsto]

threads like these are opportunities for posters to be creative and/or funny, you are not obligated to participate...

[maks]

i'd rather listen to gabby giffords gurgling after being stabbed in the throat, than hear her speak again...

[maks]

i'd rather listen to lieberman's self righteous jew monotone, than hear her speak again...

[maks]

i'd rather listen to hillary clinton moaning and writhing whilst bea arthur eats her snatch, than hear her speak again...

[maks]

i'd rather listen to james brady deliver a sonet, than hear her speak again...

[Alsto]

m0nde taking a massive curry laden dump onto a seashell wind chime...

[Alsto]

a 24 hour The View marathon via earbuds glued into my ears...

[maks]

i'd rather listen to yoko ono reciting the entirety of obama's 13,000 page healthcare plan, than hear her speak again...

[Alsto]

the screams of all the auschwitz jews...

[Alsto]

bobcat goldwaith getting ass fucked by gilbert godfreid...

[maks]

i'd rather listen to dana carvy's impression of george bush sr for a full 14 hours, than hear her speak again...

[Alsto]

ray lewis read the bible, both old and new testaments...

[Alsto]

honey boo boo's mom getting a douche and an enema at the same time from a team of nurses with tourettes...

[maks]

i'd rather listen to ross perot singing willow smith songs while walking on hot coals with a cucumber up his ass, than hear her speak again...

[maks]

i'd rather listen to some hippy douchbag explain that it's very important to camp out downtown for months at a time bitching that people have more money than you, because corporations man, seriously, fuck them, we are the 99%, then excuse himself to go buy a starbucks and throw feces at cops, than hear her speak again...

[Alsto]

william shatner's discography on a loop for the rest of my life...

[maks]

i'd rather listen to aura ingalls wilder vomiting over 3 gallons of cottage cheese and semen onto an elderly chinese woman, than hear her speak again... until her brain damage is all better, of course...

[Alsto]

she's more like a robot than slurred or garbled but w/e...

[Alsto]

i'd rather listen to a cajun with a speech impediment argue with a hungarian immigrant through megaphones...

[Lisa Claus]

lol

[blumpkin blownuts]

well. i thought it was courageous

[Lexi Persimmons]

m0nde taking a massive curry laden dump onto a seashell wind chime...

lulz

[Lisa Claus]

is that the woman who was shot in the head?

[Lexi Persimmons]

your on another planet called OZ.

[blumpkin blownuts]

yeah thankfully some old lady tackled him or he would've shot alot more people
sure someone there carrying could've gone all hollywood and somehow shot the shooter even with people running every which way in the crossfire but thankfully that didn't happen

[Lisa Claus]

well bob is right

she is a brave woman