Twas the night before Rootymas, when all through the the dirty one bedroom government welfare house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a bush pig.
The herpes medicane was hung by the inflateable bathtub with care,
In hopes that Rooty soon would be there.
The children that lisa had taken away were nestled all snug in their beds in foster family's houses,
While nigtmares of the horrible child abuse they had suffered by there crack head mother danced in their heads.
And lisa in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cag,
Had just stayed up for 2 weeks straight arguing with people with people on the interent.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the computer desk where i had been lurking a fourm to see what was the matter.
Away to the window lisa flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the uncut grass and weeds and bird shit
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a guy who looked liked shrek rolling up in a wheel chair.
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12-11-2013
Last edited by Autistic Spectrum; 12-11-2013 at 06:59 PM.
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12-11-2013
that poem is really long and i gave up half way though, ,,so much effort,,,
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12-11-2013
your poem is ogrecompensating
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12-24-2013
Rootymas.
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12-24-2013
aborted fetus christmas ornament
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12-24-2013
rootbeer's "I just got laid for tyhe first time smitten puppy love' routine is incredibly creepy, I'll bet lisa is being all passive aggressive about it already and I'll bet he doesbn't even notice.
rootbeer, this is how plug drugs fucked it up. go read the letters from michael thread and do the opposite.
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12-24-2013
don't make me get my paddle young lady! *chases stevey around the room*
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steveyosking steveyos12-24-2013
that's why I'm staying a virgin for life because I care about my friends
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12-24-2013Rooty is 10x worse than plug drugs ever was. PD at least had the intelligence to put spending his money to shove pills up his ass a priority over wasting it on that skank.
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12-24-2013
plug drugs didn't wise up, l;isa kicked him to the curb for being a creeper
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12-24-2013
rooty is livign the dream good for him
you can't impeach these balls cause i'm the president
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