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    a guy was just stabbed outside my flat 
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    I heard some yelling and I went outside, and I could hear a guy screaming "HELP!" so I ran down the driveway and I saw a flashing light next to the letterbox and the guy was laying there screaming flashing a light so I ran up to him and there was blood everywhere and I consoled him and put my hand on the wound on his back to put pressure on it to help stop the bleeding and there was a pool of blood under me and another neighbour came out and was calling the police and another came out and got me a towel so I used the towel to put the pressure on it then the police came after about 10 mins but were just asking questions and then another 5 mins later the ambulance came so I let them take over

    and then the police got our names and numbers and where we came from, which flat and then I came inside now and washed my hands and put my coat in the wash because they were covered in blood
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    and that's literally the only reason I'm posting because I have to tell someone what just happened.

    I doubt anything else like that will require me to post again if ever so byebye
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    thay always getting stabed .usley up the anus .me not my thing
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    Quote Originally Posted by BatteriWyfe View Post
    I heard some yelling and I went outside, and I could hear a guy screaming "HELP!" so I ran down the driveway and I saw a flashing light next to the letterbox and the guy was laying there screaming flashing a light so I ran up to him and there was blood everywhere and I consoled him and put my hand on the wound on his back to put pressure on it to help stop the bleeding and there was a pool of blood under me and another neighbour came out and was calling the police and another came out and got me a towel so I used the towel to put the pressure on it then the police came after about 10 mins but were just asking questions and then another 5 mins later the ambulance came so I let them take over

    and then the police got our names and numbers and where we came from, which flat and then I came inside now and washed my hands and put my coat in the wash because they were covered in blood
    u will have to get aids tested now
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    Plug drugs slit his wrist for real and it's your fault
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    plug drugs has been looking to slit his wrists for seven years he just hasn't been aware of it, its a subconscious desire patterned in his brain by all of the drugs, if you asked him he would copypasta a whole bunch of wikipedia about it while arguing about how in his case he's not affected, say something about proper dosage, and eating bananas afterwards
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    you killed plug drugs, i hope u are happy lisa
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    lisa you're a jerk
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    dead girl working .you have to get tested every month for the aids for a yr i think it could be more .i could google it but it sounds better the way i say it .no more fucky fucky .does your man no ?
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    you are the retarded losers who told him to kill himself everyday, well done, feel good?

    Police came round and I gave a statement.
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    ya the incoherent ramblings of that guy make alot of sense lisa, YOU KILLED MIKE
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    never trust a girl .never give statments .you where ther first if he dies cops have got you for murder ha ha .
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    listen to naziguy he knows what's up, he knows how to kill and get away with it lisa,
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    nah I'm not posting with you losers


    I just made this because I was just holding a stab wound and finished washing blood off my hands.

    bye
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    BYE
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    Quote Originally Posted by BatteriWyfe View Post
    nah I'm not posting with you losers


    I just made this because I was just holding a stab wound and finished washing blood off my hands.

    bye
    no i am a losers .but i dont have aidsssssssssss u .or geting the elec chiar .buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BatteriWyfe View Post
    nah I'm not posting with you losers


    I just made this because I was just holding a stab wound and finished washing blood off my hands.

    bye
    yep i have held many stab wounds to .HERE IS ONE I HAD LAST WEEK .VERY SMOOTH STABING IN AND OUT
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    real miracle of this whole ordeal is that lisa had to leave her house for 10 mins
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    lisa killed mike
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    Quote Originally Posted by BatteriWyfe View Post
    nah I'm not posting with you losers


    I just made this because I was just holding a stab wound and finished washing blood off my hands.

    bye
    Lmao how addicted to this forum are you that something traumatic happened to you, you had to tell someone, and you choose an unfunny troll forum where you are unequivocally hated. hahaha your life must be so sad
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    it's actually really sad, as we are the only people lisa has in her life,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum View Post
    real miracle of this whole ordeal is that lisa had to leave her house for 10 mins
    *call centre crew*
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    *sexually harassed by hot women crew*
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    Quote Originally Posted by BatteriWyfe View Post
    I heard some yelling and I went outside, and I could hear a guy screaming "HELP!" so I ran down the driveway and I saw a flashing light next to the letterbox and the guy was laying there screaming flashing a light so I ran up to him and there was blood everywhere and I consoled him and put my hand on the wound on his back to put pressure on it to help stop the bleeding and there was a pool of blood under me and another neighbour came out and was calling the police and another came out and got me a towel so I used the towel to put the pressure on it then the police came after about 10 mins but were just asking questions and then another 5 mins later the ambulance came so I let them take over

    and then the police got our names and numbers and where we came from, which flat and then I came inside now and washed my hands and put my coat in the wash because they were covered in blood
    that is fucked up, stay safe please
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    what if this guy that lisa helped was like the hitler of penguin island, and he was the one who was skinning and eating the little penguins, and she saved a monster, great job lisa, first you kill plug drugs and then u save penguin island hitler,
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    lmao the guy was just flashing a light.

    "oh I got stabbed let me pull out my flashlight and just turn it on and off"
    ...friggin aussies
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    lisa what if that guy comes back to your house and has a bit of pot to thank you for tending to his wound, would you suck his dick for it, even tho he was just like giving it to you as a thank you, what i am saying is the custom on penguin island to always suck a dick when given weed
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    Quote Originally Posted by skrizach View Post
    lmao the guy was just flashing a light.

    "oh I got stabbed let me pull out my flashlight and just turn it on and off"
    ...friggin aussies
    hahahahahahahahahha yeah really
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    Quote Originally Posted by skrizach View Post
    Lmao how addicted to this forum are you that something traumatic happened to you, you had to tell someone, and you choose an unfunny troll forum where you are unequivocally hated. hahaha your life must be so sad
    her and plug drugs really do have a lot in common
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    i bet the guy who stabbed him was just sitting, watching, as you narc'd on him and called the police, fucking up his hired kill. you just cost that guy 50,000 aus dollars and he is on a rampage for blood. he heard where you lived, and hes coming for you. maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but hes coming.
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    it was probably plug drugs tbh
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