the derpetarium

[o0Battery0o]

cody has a disease

its called fat bitches on his dick

LOL

[maks]

Nothing wrong with fat bitches, they try hard and have low expectations.

[o0Battery0o]

Im a fine skinny bitch

fat bitch fuckers would love to dine on me

Im Lisa!

[maks]

I'm kind of a big deal around here, if you write my name in sharpie on your snatch I'll make it my signature. it'll give you a lot of credibility, it's the internet equivalent of when you used to fuck the football team in high school.

[o0Battery0o]

I dont care much for soccer

I spent more time in drama drawing faces on my cooter and having the other girls make it make faces!

That got me a LOT of credibility! All the guys wanted to see!

[maks]

fucking the football team isn't about enjoying sports it's about enhancing your social standing and that's what I'm offering to do for you right now

[o0Battery0o]

Im offering you to treat a proper lady

Not whore her out.

Now put up or get out of my forum.

[maks]

oh god don't turn into one of those julia roberts whores. you knew what this was.

[o0Battery0o]

I was told I could be the queen whore here and I DEMAND to be COCKED and PLEASED until Im COMPLETELY SATISFIED!

IM QUEEN LISA!

[maks]

No, you were told we know how to treat a whore, which means we treat them respectfully but don't do shit for them unless we get something in return.

[o0Battery0o]

How am I supposed to return anything if you never do anything?

Cock or get off my site!

[maks]

look you gotta stop making demands I wanted a whore not a wife

[rose west]

OMG...it just keeps getting worse.

[o0Battery0o]

This is my site.

And Im not your wife.

Im your dominatrix.

Now please mama or shes going to pull out the claws!

[maks]

This is my site.

And Im not your wife.

Im your dominatrix.

Now please mama or shes going to pull out the claws!

I don't take orders from anyone brah

[o0Battery0o]

Im not your brah bitch

Im your whore.

Now. Cock up or log off.

[maks]

It's up, just don't feel like getting my camera, importing the picture onto my laptop, cropping it to a reasonable size, and uploading it to my website.

[o0Battery0o]

How about uploading it to my vagina?

[maks]

planning on being in the US any time soon?

[o0Battery0o]

American men cant handle psycho bitches like me

:)

[maks]

I dated a crack addict for 6 months you'd be a walk in the park

[o0Battery0o]

I'd do crack for you

[maks]

No you don't have to do crack but if you could pick up some acid that would be just super

[o0Battery0o]

can we wrap your dick in sheets and use it as lube so we can have a cosmic fuck fest?

[maks]

I appreciate your enthusiasm but I'm not sure paper would make such a great lubricant

[o0Battery0o]

we can just cover it in mustard too

[maks]

I actually prefer ketchup but whatever it's your snatch

[o0Battery0o]

sausage and mustard!!!!!!

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

maks and battery sitting in a treeeeeeeeeeeee

[maks]

gonna hold you under a tree after a picnic then I'm going to name one of my chickens after you

[o0Battery0o]

I AM QUEEN LISA!

youre just an obnoxious bitch

lol