itt I propose marriage to lisa

[maks]

lisa I love you with all my heart and it makes me sick to my stomach because you're gross but I just can't hide my feelings anymore please lisa share your herpes with me

[maks]

this is my attempted interpretation of a drunkpuppies contemparary late lizard era style work how did I do

[steveyos YOLO]

Post pics of the needle marks on your arms or she won't want you

[Poopalew]

Post pics of the needle marks on your arms or she won't want you

omg did you like see that cute guy at the mall today?

[maks]

Post pics of the needle marks on your arms or she won't want you

hypos are for plebs I have one of those startrek type things where it injects a mist of hardcore narcotics (lol I'm edgy) directly into my skin with no needle

[maks]

omg did you like see that cute guy at the mall today?

what have I told you about posting in my threads

[Poopalew]

what have I told you about posting in my threads

What happened is as simple as I just said.

[maks]

lisa and marks had sex and aborted a they called cbarry aspie

[juji]

In before cag posts here

[steveyos]

lulz

[maks]

rootbeer I know you're disappointed but you're young there's plenty of other gross old internet whores in the sea

[Autistic Spectrum]

few things, you can't make the op give away your whole lisa is gross and insane thought, save that till after she replies, get her hopes up a little, then crush them


so for this, thread i would have
had the thread title


Lisa, i love, you,,, marry me,,,


then the first post

action star get's on one knee action star



she replies something(don't ever read her reply)


reply after her,,

lisa, i know i will never be half the man your babysitter was,, but i can try, plz lisa, i love you,,

[maks]

autistric spectrum I think I know a little bit more about drunkpuppies than you do ok

[steveyos YOLO]

I would've just raped her and not wasted time romancing her because she doesn't like that

[Autistic Spectrum]

you can't have the relationship i have with lisa, our interent relationship is something special, and can't be duplicated nor can it be bottled and sold,,, so don't even try,,,

[maks]

an inflatable tub built for two THAT COULD BE US LISA

[maks]

I'll meet you at the tip by which I mean the champagne bar portion of our luxury 2 person inflatable tub

[Autistic Spectrum]

nope u can't use the swoon smiley anymore cause lisa, uses it now trying to be ironic, so it's reverse ironic, and just gay now that lisa uses it,

[Autistic Spectrum]

here i will show u how to make a proper lisa thread,,

[maks]

do you know how long I spent looking through rubynet's 8000 smilies to find that goddamn thing

[maks]

lisa please be my wife

[LadyKillmonger]

I'm going to have to think about it

there's a few good offers on the table, some come with potatoes and toast, I've got to weigh up my options

So let's talk business, how many potatoes do you come with?

[Autistic Spectrum]

this filrty bullshit has to end lisa, it's gross, and you sicken me, pls stop

[maks]

we're not even married yet and she's already up my fucking ass. lisa I want a divorce.

[LadyKillmonger]

well this is fun guys

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa, when you try to be funny or whatever it is your doing right now it comes out all wrong, and it rages me to no end

[LadyKillmonger]

yeah that was a real knee slapper dp

[Autistic Spectrum]

I'm going to have to think about it

there's a few good offers on the table, some come with potatoes and toast, I've got to weigh up my options

So let's talk business, how many potatoes do you come with?

this post lisa if i could neg rep you with his account i swear to god i would do it

[maks]

lisa I want to be covered in your hair grease I want to leave oily lisa scented footprints on the carpet