No get fucked Sherman.

[Lisa's Babysitter]

I feel sick, I really do.

[JesusIStheAnswer]

hmmm maybe you are just to attractive having not seen a pic of you i could not judge but i would have to say even then 2 sec is still to fast........or maybe just fast enough hmmmmm let me think on it.

[JesusIStheAnswer]

why would you threaten him with pics you dont have then? not a good idea.

[steveyos YOLO]

Post pics of rooty jizzing everywhere

[Lisa's Babysitter]

hmmm maybe you are just to attractive having not seen a pic of you i could not judge but i would have to say even then 2 sec is still to fast........or maybe just fast enough hmmmmm let me think on it.

lol

[Lisa's Babysitter]

why would you threaten him with pics you dont have then? not a good idea.

Well I have never threatened to post pics of dick about any of this... For weeks I have asked him to stop the bullshit or I would post personal stuff about him like he was running around saying about me... I did this privately at first but he would not stop and then after all the shit he's done the minute he thinks I might be with someone else he starts texting me at 3am that he loves me... while he has a g/f... I tell him to fuck right off, he doesn't. I make this thread finally and he comes in here making up shit that I physically abused him... and I've lost it. I'm saying my fucking side of it, I'm saying what ACTUALLY happened instead of keeping my mouth shut and wearing the shit he's been spreading around like I have for weeks while I pleaded with him for some GOD DAMN FUCKING DECENCY. Welp all decency is gone now. I feel sick.

[Autistic Spectrum]

rootbeer the 2 pump chump

[Autistic Spectrum]

maybe if you beat him harder lisa he could have kept it hard, this is all your fault

[Lisa's Babysitter]

maybe if you beat him harder lisa he could have kept it hard, this is all your fault

He actually wanted me to abuse him but I didn't really want to. When I was upset and angry at how he treated me like this when he went home he was saying to me, "Please let me book you a ticket and you can come here and abuse me in person." My response, "NO!" I was fucking upset that that is what he wanted.... for me to abuse him. It disgusts me because I've been in abusive relationships and it's not something I want. If it's not fun and games then it's not fun and games. I mean I've been put in hospital before... why the fuck would I want that?

[Lisa's Babysitter]

rootbeer the 2 pump chump

2? No, 1.

[JesusIStheAnswer]

Well I have never threatened to post pics of dick about any of this... For weeks I have asked him to stop the bullshit or I would post personal stuff about him like he was running around saying about me... I did this privately at first but he would not stop and then after all the shit he's done the minute he thinks I might be with someone else he starts texting me at 3am that he loves me... while he has a g/f... I tell him to fuck right off, he doesn't. I make this thread finally and he comes in here making up shit that I physically abused him... and I've lost it. I'm saying my fucking side of it, I'm saying what ACTUALLY happened instead of keeping my mouth shut and wearing the shit he's been spreading around like I have for weeks while I pleaded with him for some GOD DAMN FUCKING DECENCY. Welp all decency is gone now. I feel sick.

sounds like you need to make some fake pics or lead him on tell him your sorry tell you get the dick pics then post em one or the other.

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Ufotard update....

Lisa this thing has not tarnished you in any way, you were 100% straight up clear about this before he ever threw down a penny for a plane ticket. He physically threw himself into your real life world the moment he stepped upon your doorstep. Australia is a big country and he could have stopped by to say "hello" and left to see the rest of the mainland. But instead he jammed himself into your day to day life with hardly any forewarning, that is fucking bullshit rude... to show up and 'expect' anyone to care and nurture to their needs. sherman is an impotent man-child and will forever be an impotent man-child crybaby.

The only "blessed' moment was when that asshole got onto the plane and flew back to mommy in the defoliated swamps of michigan.


peace, UofLCardfan08

[Lisa's Babysitter]

sounds like you need to make some fake pics or lead him on tell him your sorry tell you get the dick pics then post em one or the other.

Lol what?

Yeah nah, trust me, no-one wants to see that. And you are all right, it IS exactly as you imagine it if all the questions I get about it are any guide.

I personally would rather look at any other cock before that one again.

[Autistic Spectrum]

gorehound larry is a nice guy

[Lisa's Babysitter]

This has to stop.

Sherman you need to go away.

[Lisa's Babysitter]

gorehound larry is a nice guy

There was a little girl who had a little curl right in the middle of her forehead

When she was good she was very very good and when she was bad she was horrid.

[Autistic Spectrum]

rootbeer has no shame whatsoever, he's never going away,

[JesusIStheAnswer]

think you need to lay your words into a pic becuse every one on here seems to want to know what roots wee wee looks like was there to much shaft hair or not enough. was it bent to the right or to the left veins? or was it smooth did it taste diffrent after it was in your ass or was it the same these are the questions that need to be answered.

[steveyos YOLO]

Wtf happened to card fan I'm pissed

[Autistic Spectrum]

gorehound larry learned to love, maybe you should try the same thing josh

[Lisa's Babysitter]

rootbeer has no shame whatsoever, he's never going away,

Well I don't see this getting any more pleasant... He'll passively aggressively come back in and say some more shit if the worm hasn't done and said enough around... I'm in a corner where I feel I have to be nasty about it now. I really did not want it to sink to this level but it got to the point where I either have to wear his shit or throw it all back at him... and I wore it for long enough and he didn't give two shits about that, he's acted like dirt and tried to put it all on me and pretend that he's squeaky clean and that I did wrong by him. Fact is well and truly that I did not do wrong by him up until this point where he's tried to back me into a corner and he well and truly did do wrong by me.

I want it to be over now but if he was ever going to be decent about anything he would have just been decent and this would not be happening. I'm kind of over men in their 20's acting like jerk off asshole little boys instead of the actual MEN they claim to be.

[Lisa's Babysitter]

Wtf happened to card fan I'm pissed

Got herped in the ruby is a pant shitting retard megathread.

I wanted them herped for ages lol. And now they've come through as a friend again... but you know... the many faces of ufotard.

[JesusIStheAnswer]

i think lisa never saw it thats whts going on here or maybe root never went there and we are all getting trolled

[Autistic Spectrum]

Welcome to our newest member, DEBRA WARD

werid that she would use her real name in all caps

[JesusIStheAnswer]

Welcome to our newest member, DEBRA WARD

werid that she would use her real name in all caps

shit just got real

[timmy]

I can go take pictures of the texts messages Sherman sent me last night.

Sherman I have had plenty of long term relationships.

Everything I said here is true.

And you are 100% a liar.

You are disgusting.

having a LOT of long term relationships is actually a bad thing in a certain light. kind of like having lots of marriages.

define "long term", im curious if you mean 1 month or 1 year or 5 years or 10 years(youre like 50 so you could have had a lot)

[timmy]

i dont know lisa i believe rooty, until proven otherwise,,,,

sounds 2 me like rooty was the victim here, and your the piece of shit, lisa, a liar and manipulator, unless theres something in those text messages that would prove that u arent... then id need to see them

[timmy]

teknorat kept messaging me on gaybook saying he fucked you divine

[timmy]

Wait, I'll get the skype history happening.

I have literally never been with anyone more pathetic in my life or a bigger liar...

first you said this exact wording about peter quinn, now the next person who crosses you you say the same shit,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, youre a broken record... with a brokne heart annd mind

[timmy]

maybe he cant have sex because youre disgusting

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