Results 1 to 20 of 20
  1. Collapse Details
    trip report: havent jacked off for 2 weeks 
    #1
    Senior Member ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Location
    IN THE PERILOUS JUNGLES OF THE DARK CONTINENT
    Posts
    143
    I'm either going nuts or everywhere I go now girls are giving me the fuck me eyes



    girl in the library this morning kept staring at me and shifting around like her pussy was getting wet I was gonna go up to her but I got a semi boner that wouldve gone full if I got up
    Reply With Quote
     

  2. Collapse Details
     
    #2
    ᕦ(ò__ó)ᕤ rootbeer's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Location
    Iron Hands fried chicken Chiang Mai technical college
    Posts
    11,875
    ull have that
    Reply With Quote
     

  3. Collapse Details
     
    #3
    no new niggers lnopia the great's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Location
    pound town
    Posts
    5,626
    so what your trying to say is girls are practically begging you to fuck them and you still haven't nutted in 2 weeks




    **This account has been officially hacked and the original user is not liable for any future posts**
    Reply With Quote
     

  4. Collapse Details
     
    #4
    Senior Member ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Location
    IN THE PERILOUS JUNGLES OF THE DARK CONTINENT
    Posts
    143
    living at my parents for the summer
    Reply With Quote
     

  5. Collapse Details
     
    #5
    :magpi: Howard Dean's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Posts
    1,283
    do your parents have like an anti-semen rule at the house or something
    Reply With Quote
     

  6. Collapse Details
     
    #6
    full metal merchant timmy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    i daer you to make it out of ferguson alive
    Posts
    19,565
    its common knowledge that if you dont ejaculate you are more awake and women pay more attention to you
    *call centre crew*
    *hate talking to people crew*
    *get abused for a living crew*
    *sexually harassed by hot women crew*
    Reply With Quote
     

  7. Collapse Details
     
    #7
    sex with dead people
    king steveyos
    Quote Originally Posted by ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo View Post

    girl in the library this morning kept staring at me
    What are you doing in a library? It's no wonder girls are looking at you. They're wondering why you're such a fag.
    Reply With Quote
     

  8. Collapse Details
     
    #8
    no new niggers lnopia the great's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Location
    pound town
    Posts
    5,626
    incase you missed it its actually cause he looks awake




    **This account has been officially hacked and the original user is not liable for any future posts**
    Reply With Quote
     

  9. Collapse Details
     
    #9
    :magpi: Howard Dean's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Posts
    1,283
    just fapped i dont feel very sleepy
    Reply With Quote
     

  10. Collapse Details
     
    #10
    Senior Member TheElJoe's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2012
    Posts
    1,797
    i pass out when i jack off
    Reply With Quote
     

  11. Collapse Details
     
    #11
    :magpi: Howard Dean's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Posts
    1,283
    i masturbate right before i turn on the car
    Reply With Quote
     

  12. Collapse Details
     
    #12
    full metal merchant timmy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    i daer you to make it out of ferguson alive
    Posts
    19,565
    Quote Originally Posted by lnopia the great View Post
    incase you missed it its actually cause he looks awake
    well yea if you whack off every day without fail youre gonna have dark spots around your eyes and you arent gonna look your best
    *call centre crew*
    *hate talking to people crew*
    *get abused for a living crew*
    *sexually harassed by hot women crew*
    Reply With Quote
     

  13. Collapse Details
     
    #13
    i'm that nigga stalker virus's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2012
    Posts
    2,155
    i wish you'd trip down a flight of stairs
    Reply With Quote
     

  14. Collapse Details
     
    #14
    i'm that nigga stalker virus's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2012
    Posts
    2,155
    now that would be a report i'd read
    Reply With Quote
     

  15. Collapse Details
     
    #15
    sex with dead people
    king steveyos
    I wish you'd go back to being a nice girl who played nintendo games instead of being so evil and cruel.
    Reply With Quote
     

  16. Collapse Details
     
    #16
    v me in love v Camoron's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 1969
    Location
    Swampland
    Posts
    13,095
    Quote Originally Posted by TheElJoe View Post
    i pass out when i jack off
    be safe with that shit
    Reply With Quote
     

  17. Collapse Details
     
    #17
    v me in love v Camoron's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 1969
    Location
    Swampland
    Posts
    13,095
    dont wanna :carradine: yoiurself
    Reply With Quote
     

  18. Collapse Details
     
    #18
    v me in love v Camoron's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 1969
    Location
    Swampland
    Posts
    13,095
    :carradine:
    Reply With Quote
     

  19. Collapse Details
     
    #19
    Draculas Moped of Mystery
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Location
    I've earned my spot in the ytmnsfw crew i don't need to vote on some :lizard: bullshit
    Posts
    5,479
    since you are living with your parents have your mom jerk you off if you can't do it yourself
    Reply With Quote
     

  20. Collapse Details
     
    #20
    Draculas Moped of Mystery
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Location
    I've earned my spot in the ytmnsfw crew i don't need to vote on some :lizard: bullshit
    Posts
    5,479
    parents are there to help you dadadan
    Reply With Quote
     

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

monde is a whiney fuck