rubynet is now a poky little puppy discussion forum

[maks]

I will allow mentions of other little golden books but only in the context of how they compare to the poky little puppy

[maks]

did you ever taste the gold foil binding on your little golden books I did and it tasted like metal that's the sort of quality manufacturing america used to be known for

[maks]

roly-poly, pell-mell, tumble-bumble

Have you ever chewed on aluminum foil with your molars and it zapped you? That's what I imagine hell feels like.

Fuck that feeling.

[maks]

no but I'm absolutely going to try it now, do I need to have braces first?

No sir

[maks]

do you think the puppies ever dug another hole under the fence, or did they finally learn their lesson?

[maks]

personally if I missed out on strawberry shorcake I'd be p bummed and not inclined to dig any more holes under fences

Yes

[maks]

I'm still trying to figure out what the fence is a metaphor for, the book came out duyring ww2 so it wasn't the berlin wall, maybe the separation of the races?

[Desolation]

~magic~

[maks]

don't mingle with negroes or you won't get any desert, unless you're still mingling with negros after your siblings go home in which case you get all the dessert

[maks]

this is fucking complicated

[maks]

god I love this forum

You are capable of great things.

[maks]

I merely pitch ideas, the true heroes are those who recognize how brilliant they are