desolation I fucking love you

[maks]

not in a ruby "this is the closest thing to a real relationship I'll ever have" way but in a "you are one of my best internet buds" kind of way

shoutouts to nic sales, clay, fanfare, cag, p much anoyone who isn't plug drugs or lisa or stevey

and yeah I'm drunk my liver works again I figure why not kill it off for good

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[maks]

I miss doing coke every friday that shit is fun as fuck I wonder of my guy is still around

[CAG <3]

stop getting drunk, you are going to die.

[CAG <3]

its not just liver failure you're at risk for

Colon and rectal cancer: Alcohol use has been linked with a higher risk of cancers of the colon and rectum. ... Regular, heavy alcohol use can damage the liver, leading to inflammation and scarring. This might raise the risk of liver cancer.Apr 5, 2017

[maks]

it's not like I'm an alcoholic I like to have 5 or 6 beers or a couple bottlws of wine on the weekend there;'s worth things in this world it just so happens I haven't drank in like 3 weeks so I got more fucked up than I was expecting off my 2 bottles of wine I drank with my mom when I had her over for mothers day

[maks]

so relax cag you worry too much it isn't going to be this that kills me it'll be my chronic issues which despite surgury and a week in the hospital with another procedure still isn't fucking fixed but at least trhey put a stent in temporarily so my liver works again I'm not jaundiced or throwing up every morning anymore

[maks]

fucking medical science is going to shove a tube down my throat and navigate through my stomach and my intestines to my common bile duct and blow the troublesome stone up with a fucking laser it'll be just like asteroids on atari 2600 and it's being done at yale because waterbury hosptal doesn't have the equip[ment so maybe I'll even run into roy4l

[CAG <3]

didnt you just have your gall bladder removed?

[lexie laredo]

nice plug drugs thread cody

[lexie laredo]

I wish I only had internet friends to shoutout to when doing cocaine alone

[lexie laredo]

I wish I did cocaine and especially did it alone and chatted with my internet buddies whilst doing so

[lexie laredo]

and the double whammy of coolness that comes from talking to lizards and thinking bgd is cool, idk what's better

[maks]

I wasn't even on coke when I made this thread, you're going to have to work on your reading comprehension if you want to get that GED

[root ghost]

I'm gonna make cag my coke slut forever

[juji]

Stop maks

[maks]

stop what

[juji]

You keep doing whatever you want, but youre shortening your life like a diabetic person who keeps eating foods with sugar.

[Desolation]

ty

[maks]

You keep doing whatever you want, but youre shortening your life like a diabetic person who keeps eating foods with sugar.

getting drunk on the weekends isn't shortening my life in any demonstrable way

[maks]

the worst it's doing is making me embarrass myself on the internet

[CAG <3]

getting drunk on the weekends isn't shortening my life in any demonstrable way

[maks]

That's from the obscene amount of coffee I used to drink, upwards of 8 cups a day for like 15 years. I didn't even leave the house without picking up an extra large from dunkin donuts.

[maks]

like everything else if comes down to moderation. 6 beers every other saturday isn't a lot of alcohol, I'll be fine.

[lexie laredo]

this isn't a supermensa thread at all

[maks]

criticizing everything all the time is the same as being funny

any progress with getting that GED?

[Wendy <3]

and the double whammy of coolness that comes from talking to lizards and thinking bgd is cool, idk what's better

You play a barbie doll dress up game online. If only everyone could be as cool as you...

[lexie laredo]

yes playing video games with hot chicks is way worse than chatting with lizards and posting on their forums

[juji]

yes playing video games with hot chicks is way worse than chatting with lizards and posting on their forums

ok

[maks]

lets try to use our indoor voices stevey

[Wendy <3]

Combine begging for money from some chair shitting autistic boy and then getting to type words to girls in a doll dress up simulator you play online... it must be really exhausting for you to dedicate so much time on this forum filled with people you hate