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[Desolation]

how do i get a girlfriend?

[Battery Bits]

I would have thought you want a boyfriend.

Depends what kind of woman you want.

[Desolation]

one as flawless as you :3

[Battery Bits]

Well you lost me when you betrayed our friendship. I'm a recluse tomboy and I'm on the internet in troll forums.

Go where the type of woman you want goes.

I seem to be collecting boyfriends somehow whilst still being alone.

[Desolation]

i was kidding

[Battery Bits]

Yeah good one. Go make up a new meme, your jokes are so funny.

[Battery Bits]

I'm not short on boyfriends myself

[Battery Bits]

That's just the guy who fucks me, I don't care about him lol, all the while I'm hanging out with Doony (my best friend ever) and also have another sexy internet boyfriend and none of it is behind anyone's back.

[Desolation]

your so beautiful lisa

[Desolation]

all those people are comfortable with you being in other relationships and know about them?

[Battery Bits]

all those people are comfortable with you being in other relationships and know about them?

Well yeah, Doony is unlikely to ever get here befoe I'm an old maid so we are mainly just close friends, my other internet boyfriend just cybers with me once in a while when he feels like it and the guy I fuck.... well he thinks he loves me but I think he's in love with the idea of me because it's just sex for me and I don't see him that often.

so I don't know, the relationships are just what they are, I don't think any can expect any more from me given the circumstances, I'm just honest about it, I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings. I think they are all just fine with what I give them. And if I don't get something I need from one I get it from another. As long as I am honest about it then everyone has a choice don't they?

[juji]

the people always lie

[Wendy <3]

That's just the guy who fucks me, I don't care about him lol, all the while I'm hanging out with Doony (my best friend ever) and also have another sexy internet boyfriend and none of it is behind anyone's back.

Does gordon know?

[cberry]

go back to that one restaurant and pick up nerdy stoner guac-waifu

[Desolation]

go back to that one restaurant and pick up nerdy stoner guac-waifu

lmao

[Desolation]

Austin waitress power rankings:

1. Chuy's Cleveland girl
2. Trudy's stoner chick
3. Reale's older woman
...
99999999999999999. coffee bar chick
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999. alamo drafthouse wait "staff"

[Desolation]

Well yeah, Doony is unlikely to ever get here befoe I'm an old maid so we are mainly just close friends, my other internet boyfriend just cybers with me once in a while when he feels like it and the guy I fuck.... well he thinks he loves me but I think he's in love with the idea of me because it's just sex for me and I don't see him that often.

so I don't know, the relationships are just what they are, I don't think any can expect any more from me given the circumstances, I'm just honest about it, I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings. I think they are all just fine with what I give them. And if I don't get something I need from one I get it from another. As long as I am honest about it then everyone has a choice don't they?

she's single boys fire up those PMs

[cberry]

Austin waitress power rankings:

1. Chuy's Cleveland girl
2. Trudy's stoner chick
3. Reale's older woman
...
99999999999999999. coffee bar chick
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999. alamo drafthouse wait "staff"

are we referring to coffee bar chick at that dive bar or the qt wetback coffee bar chick on 6th street

regardless cleveland girl was top tier 10/10 would pimp

[juji]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arie...ro_kidnappings ????!

[Desolation]

I'm not short on boyfriends myself

i wonder if donny read this post weeks before his passing

[Desolation]

Well yeah, Doony is unlikely to ever get here befoe I'm an old maid so we are mainly just close friends,

[Desolation]

you were right after--all

[Battery Bits]

Yeah and then the day before he got a job and was going to save again and come here and marry me.

We were very close.

[Desolation]

how inconvenient he would just... disappear.. after saying something like that.....

[Battery Bits]

He died you dipshit. I'm in close contact with his mother and grandmother. I actually speak to his grandmother on video messenger nearly everyday. His whole family knows how he felt about me. There was a funeral and memorial service and he is cremated and buried. His friends and everyone. There were 150 of his friends at the funeral.

In case you are trying to imply he didn't die.

[Desolation]

and you didn't go/weren't invited ok yeah this whole troll is really weak.

[Battery Bits]

You're a fucking idiot. Of course I was invited. I couldn't make it to america in a week.

Grow up you moron.

[Desolation]

can u post the invitation or a screenshot right now of your chat conversation?

[Battery Bits]

I'm not posting shit for you you pile of shit

[Battery Bits]

https://www.facebook.com/donald.stone.50