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    I was just at the boys' house getting some weed so I can sleep and went to leave, I got in my car and it wouldn't start. I had to leave it there and get a lift home. So now my car is broken and just sitting out whoop whoop at their place and I'll have to explain to my mum what it is doing there because she is going to find out and I don't want to tell her I was getting weed but I have to come up with some reason why I was at these boys nearly half my age house... dodgy and bugger.
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    Just say you were bored and wanted to go for a ride, had a stretch of lega and then it wouldnt start again. Uf there's shops nearby its easy mode. Also why does a 40 year old hav to ezplain their self
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    Your mums still boss
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    Easy I'm not 40. I'm 37 or 38, can't remember which. 1979. You do the math for me... 38 shit. Anyway no shops nearby. My mum isn't boss (well she is) but she will just spit chips and I don't want to deal with her screaming at me. But I don't even have roadside assist so I'm screwed and she's gonna scream.
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    Tim, my mummy is gonna yell at me
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    I know, I'll just say I went there to watch Mr. Robot.
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    all the more reason to kill yourself lisa
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    Quote Originally Posted by maks View Post
    all the more reason to kill yourself lisa
    I love you
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    Whats wrong with your car? Like dont most people just identify the issue and have it resolved? Whats the hold up?
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    One of the guys said he'd look at it tomorrow because it's the middle of the night. But I don't know shit about cars, all I know is it's broken
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    get a chevy express 3500 if you don't wanna ride me in mine
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    Just tell your mother you are a prostitute and the young boys are your clients, she will be happy you are working and you van leave your drug abuse out of the conversation
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    Quote Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum View Post
    Just tell your mother you are a prostitute and the young boys are your clients, she will be happy you are working and you van leave your drug abuse out of the conversation
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    Shes too fat to be a prostitute.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nuffy View Post
    Shes too fat to be a prostitute.
    Are you trying to fit in here again?


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    Yes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by juji View Post
    Are you trying to fit in here again?
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    You should adopt Cody’s techniques


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    and go away forever
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    Or I could just....
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    I just copped an earfull anyway and I didn't even tell her about the drugs, just the car. Something about having no time for this this morning.
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    Lisa you need a man who knows how to dick a car
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    Well I need to get roadside assist but I don't know my number plate... I have to go back to my car to get it and I need a lift.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Battery Bits View Post
    Well I need to get roadside assist but I don't know my number plate... I have to go back to my car to get it and I need a lift.
    Dont you have a bike? It’s time to workout


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    Quote Originally Posted by juji View Post
    Dont you have a bike? It’s time to workout
    No I don't have a bike. YOU work out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Battery Bits View Post
    No I don't have a bike. YOU work out.
    I do workout, bikes are cheap, use it if you want go to the stores for small stuff

    Fat people would never use bike to do a small travel


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