Top 20 Fears of Millennials

[Loonie]

1. Having to wait in the house all day for a delivery because the delivery man did not specifically say what time he would arrive
2. Forgetting log-in passwords
3. Leaving your phone at home
4. No free WiFi at the hotel
5. The buffering sign when you are streaming something online
6. Standing in public transport
7. Running for the bus/train only to have the doors close on your face
8. Forgetting your umbrella and then finding out it’s raining
9. Having to get out of bed to turn off the lights
10. Finding an empty bottle in the fridge that was put there by a lazy roommate
11. Being unable to find the TV remote just as your favorite show is starting
12. Being “seen-zoned”: when a friend sees your message but doesn’t bother to reply
13. Having to put on pants just to open the door
14. When an avocado isn’t ripe enough
15. Not having enough hangers that you reach the point where you pile your clothes on one hanger
16. Running out of toilet paper
17. When restaurant crew people don’t bring condiments with your food and you have to ask them for some
18. Your laptop is low on battery but your charger is in another room
19. Realizing the milk has run out after boiling the kettle
20. Sat Nav re-routing

[zlister]

21. Evil President using his back pocket Russian hackers to incite racial violence through my favorite gaming app pokemon go ;(

[zlister]

none of these thing count as fears, more like nuisances

[zlister]

19. Realizing the milk has run out after boiling the kettle

this one has british written all over it wtf marco

[iphone10]

marco's so fucking insane he turned british for a second

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[Marquis de Sade]

i just wanted to talk to loonie



gtf gout boy