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    Pokemon Ruby, Sapphire, & Emerald Review 
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    Nintendo wasn't even trying with these ones. The art team managed to design one cool looking Pokemon for each games cover art to lure you into buying it. The rest are god awful, some even look like the design team forgot to color in the Pokemon before passing it off to the next person's desk:



    The game adds absolutely nothing new to the gameplay of previous Pokemon games except for a 2v2 feature that doesn't do anything innovative with itself other than allowing 2 Pokemon to fight 2 other Pokemon at the same time..
    Being on the gameboy advance, you'd expect it to excel in some way, but the graphics are just as shitty as Pokemon silver and gold, which are by far the better games.

    The NPCs have nothing to say, and giant halls of NPCs that don't do anything leave the game feeling barely finished and rushed.
    Also, instead of a defeated NPC letting you have the option of whether or not you want their phone number like in silver/gold, in Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald the game forces you to add their number, causing them to constantly pester you with little or nothing to say. Absolutely annoying.
    3 out of 10
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    super kewl dood
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    Did you know Dolphin emulator 5.0 got much better now?


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    I'll kill myself live on cam as soon as there's proof I literlaly promise, I will sincerely kill myself as soon as I see elz's computer playing arma 3 maxed with all nvidia exclusive graphics
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    sorry I have a titan and more importantly I'm an adult so idk what this is about the last pokemon game I played was pokemon blue
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    Quote Originally Posted by steveyos View Post
    sorry I have a titan and more importantly I'm an adult so idk what this is about the last pokemon game I played was pokemon blue
    Youre not missing much but silver and gold had two continents to explore and also a day/night gimmick
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    Absolutely annoying.
    3 out of 10
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    do you ever stop complaining
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    I've found entertainment in the game by killing all the gay looking 3rd gen Pokemon with my cool first gen kadabra
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    It's too bad there aren't any Pokemon with a giant mallet
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    I set up a rare pokemon center in the middle of the highway right by https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Blue_Bug just run right in front of all the cars they'll stop
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    even as a kid I wasn't impressed by that thing I can't bleive it has its own wiki duxx could build that shit in like 10 mins
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    Huh
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    After the third gym, you can't figure out what the fuck to do on your own and all your Pokemon get too high of a level and start disobeying you because you can't get to the 4th fucking gym, what an awful fucking game
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    genius over here can't figure out a game for children
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    tell me more about math
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