how did i get so Fat

[Cag.]

How so? What does elzark give to society that Stevey does not?

[maks]

elz finished school, has had at least one single job in his lifetime, and as far as I know has never collected welfare

[Cag.]

You're just saying that because elz is your precious lapdog

[maks]

you asked for an example, I gave you three. which of them is untrue?

[Cag.]

Your deaf retarded lap dog that has no chance of getting any pussy unless you show him how lmao

[maks]

He could have had you for a few pesos not that long ago

[Cag.]

No amount of money would make any women love elz. He's unlovable and will die alone
You will too. This common ground is probably the driving force behind the seriously gay bond you share with him lol

[maks]

do you suppose you'll go back to the ho life when your marriage inevitably implodes?

[Cag.]

I've spent almost 4 whole wonderful years with Jon with all kinds of miserable and obviously single posters speculating about my relationship lol.

[Cag.]

Do you believe in love at all, Marks?

[maks]

I've spent almost 4 whole wonderful years with Jon with all kinds of miserable and obviously single posters speculating about my relationship lol.

[maks]

ouch called out as a hypocrite by your own words that's gotta sting

[Cag.]

I don't know what these are, posts I made on a shitty backwater forum over 5 years ago that you've collected over timd

[Cag.]

You're like one of those people that seems cool and then randomly blows up on you later down the road

[maks]

I don't even know why you're picking a fight with me, did something in the trump thread piss you off? you know you don't have a chance right last time you did this you ended up leaving the forum for 4 months

[maks]

I like you and everything but that doesn't mean I'm going to take your shit, I have a reputation for being brutal and I deserve it, you know that, you pointed it out earlier today

[Cag.]

Oh lol I don't actually care about Trump tbh

[Cag.]

I could make a shitty post about how pretending to care about politics is "soooo invigorating "

[Cag.]

It's also really funny when you log into elz account and actually make human sounding posts. Maybe you guys could move in with each other since you're the only people able to tolerate one another. Not even elz's own mother could stand him and that's why she kicked him out

[maks]

I'd be perfectly happy to have a fight that shit's fun but your feelings get hurt and I feel bad, what's the point of fighting if you can't go all in and I can't with you, you're weak

[maks]

you blocked me from steam for god's sake, even barry never did that and I was fucking brutal to barry

[Cag.]

You don't even matter enough for me to bother getting into a fight.

[Cag.]

But I'll still tell you what I think lol

[maks]

tell me what I did to upset you. was it when I talked about your sham marriage? that always seemed to be a sore spot

[Cag.]

You can whine about my marriage all you want kiddo, it does nothing to me lmao

[maks]

all I'm saying is if you had picked camoron instead he still would have let you use him as a walking wallet and you could've spent your nights sleeping with a human being instead of a goblin

[Cag.]

This is coming from a guy in his 40s who is still single

[Cag.]

Really don't see any possibility for any kind of romance in your future seeing how dark and broken you are as a human being lmao

[maks]

This is coming from someone who's happy dating casually to someone who married for money

[Cag.]

I mean, I do not wish that on anyone tbh it's really sad. Even if it is someone who does not deserve to be loved based on their deeds