Am i the only one that thinks American accents suck? Vote poll inside

[timmy]

Please consider before selecintg

[Desolation]

You’re correct

[rubycalaber]

I guess it depends on the region but there's definitely a lot of obnoxious characteristics in american accents like women on the west coast having vocal fry like they just drank battery acid and that sort of nasally jewish east coast accent where they say their Os as As and draw their vowels out like a little kid so they go like taaaaadd put daaaaawn the baaaaax instead of todd put down the box

ironically they also say twat as twot as if they are doing a comical impression of a posh british accent

[Autistic Spectrum]

howdy cowboy would you like a hamburger

[Autistic Spectrum]

you guys sound like Mary Poppins and yer jealous af because America is best at everything including accents

[maks]

people from connecticut don't really have much of an accent but they don't pronounce the T in mountain

[Wendy <3]

Fuck you timmy

[Cag.]

rubys accent fucking sucks.

[Poopalew]

rubys accent fucking sucks.

Why there a lot of EXEs every people need to run these apps, do you know why WINE exists?

[Desolation]

rubys accent fucking sucks.

ruby sounds cute!

[Poopalew]

ruby sounds cute!

Are you capable to make a demo like AMIGA?

[CAG <3]

you guys sound like Mary Poppins and yer jealous af because America is best at everything including accents

[timmy]

Note how a high comedy thread causes butthurt to half the forun

[timmy]

Also note that anyone who pronounces anything outaide the queens english is a deviation towards delinquency the more farther it is aka all americans are butchering english

[timmy]

American english is like the rabble of society made their own version of english

[timmy]

Imagine being brought up to speak a lower class of english and thinking it sounds good

[juji]

You mean southern accent

[rubycalaber]

an excerpt from the book I'm writing about everything wrong with americans, current working title: American Kampf

american accents can get so whiny you can mistake the word "poem" for "pawn": he sent them a paaawwwm

horrible at doing foreign accents and think obviously fake russian accents in prank calls are real

only people I've encountered online who complain they can't understand "foreign accents"

pronounce "little" as "liddle"

pronounce "winter" as "winner"

pronounce "iran" as "eye-ran"

pronounce "arab" as "ayy-rab"

pronounce "nuclear" as "nucular"

pronounce "vehicle" as "vee-hickle"

pronounce "Qatar" as "Cutter"

pronounce "muslims" as "muhslims" or "mohslems"

pronounce "Craig" as "Creg"

pronounce "Aiden" as "Eyeden"

pronounce "Fraser" as "Frasher"

pronounce "peadophile" as "ped-ophile"

only people who say "mom" instead of "mum"

Normal person
>tomato
>croissant
>coffee
>beer
>broccoli
>lasagne

American
>TUHMAYTUH
>CWA-SEANT
>CAAAAH-FEEEE
>BUIEEAR
>BHRAACALI
>LUZAHN-YUH

ruby sounds cute!

<3 <3 <3 your accent is hot tho

[Lina Goldberg]

pronounce 'water' as 'wooder'

[maks]

bargar kang

[rubycalaber]

pronounce 'water' as 'wooder'

reminder that americans say "give me A water" and have to carry bottles of water around when them because their tap water is not fit to drink lmao

bargar kang

sorry not pronouncing burger right must be really offensive to americans

[maks]

you monarchist pantywaists should really be able to pronounce king though

[maks]

americans pronounce king as 'the ruler of an outdated archaic system we kicked to the curb like 250 years ago'

[juji]

English language was germanic origin like vikings, it's really shitty to pronounce after all, besides romance family language wasnt hard to pronounce.

[maks]

it's stupider than that, english is a mish mash of german and french and latin and anglo saxon it's got borrowed words from languages from like 4 different bases that's why none of the spelling or grammar rules make sense

[maks]

honestly the US would be better off if we'd adopted french or iroquois or something instead

[rubycalaber]

honestly the US would be better off if we'd adopted french or iroquois or something instead

dont worry you'll all be speaking spanish by 2050

[maks]

dont worry you'll all be speaking spanish by 2050

I'd be ok with that. So will you, america drives the internet, entertainment and trade you either get with the program or you get left behind

[rubycalaber]

sorry I need to learn arabic so I don't get left out at the local rape gang meetings

[maks]

we really ought to be working on an international language, think how much better everyone would get along if they could talk to each other