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    Nickname For All My Gimmicks - vintage ruby rap from the alienware vaults circa 2012 for the 10th anniversary of the Troll Squad 
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    I wrote and recorded this back when tek and I would play GTA4 cops and crooks every weekend on the PS3 and I'd always listen to this song (which I couldnt find an instrumental for and the only one I can find now is just the ending music looped so I just used the actual track lel) on the in-game radio but I forgot I made it lmao and figured since it was July 18th 2008 when the Troll Squad first debuted this would be a fitting time, if you are a lizard and don't know who the Troll Squad are click here and scroll down a bit, they started life as parodies of the boss battles from MGS when I was attempting to review MGS4 but became their own whole other lovely thing, can't believe that was a fucking decade ago, I remember introducing the second wave of Troll Squad members in 2010 but it seemed like so much time had past since the gimmick started, but that feels like only last year or something when that was fucking 8 years ago, I literally stopped processing time when LOST ended I guess or it's just that rubynet is so great and time flies when you're having fun reading insane old ladies drama, anyway I think the lyrics are pretty funny but there's some autistic thing where youtube "normalizes" the volume or something e.g. lowers all of it because I yell jews too loudly once so I just boosted the volume some more which made them lower it again down to 24% if you look at the "stats for nerds" right click option thing but its still a bit louder and if I know youtube they'll realize this breaks their site and undo it in a few weeks and turn my video into an extreme earrape vid but I'm tired of sitting on this like ur dads tired of sitting on my dick so here you go enjoy



    Yo
    Are you mad?
    I got a name for all my gimmicks
    I nickname 'em ya dig?
    Let's get one thing straight
    You're fucking mad!

    I got a nickname for all my gimmicks
    A cynical rabbit that I call Unfunny Bunny
    Care Frog just doesn't give a fuck, sorry honey
    And a racist polar bear that loves killing niggers for money

    An Ant Eater that knows anime is better than sex
    My angry red dinosaur I'm-a call Rage Rex
    A unicorn that'll point out when you're vexed
    He goes u-u-u-u-mad u-u-u-u-u-u-mad!


    They're the Troll Squad
    They'll make you lose your faith in God
    You'll be begging to get perma-IP-banned by a mod

    Hungry HurlyBird swoops down from the skies
    To steal your eighth helping of McDonald's french fries

    And tears will begin to fill your homo eyes
    When my sloth gives your shitty thread 0 motherfucking replies


    At my leisure, Zoy Zebra will link you to last measure
    Your screen will be filled with gore and gay scat much to your displeasure


    Trollinator now
    Modeled after Summer Glau
    So sexy wow
    Her cyborg pussy I love to plow
    She's executed more motherfuckers than Chairman Mao
    She'll phone your house and call your mom a fat ugly cow

    Hot ass made of metal, her disses sting worse than a nettle
    She'll put you in the oven like Hansel and mothafuckin Gretel

    JEW!!!

    Killer robot from the future
    She'll permanently mute'cha
    She'd love nothing more than to point-blank shoot'cha

    I'll fuck her while you bleed-out on the ground dying

    And watch out fag my Imperial Eagle knows what you're implying
    And Bullshit Bull, he knows when you're lying

    And when my gimmicks roll on you there's no denying, bitch you're left crying

    Your forum's utterly dead according to my dalmatian
    It's like the place's undergone a complete evacuation

    And Race Swap Ruby hates you because you're an evil honkey Caucasian
    And Gender Swap Ruby, she prays for every male on Earth's eradication

    I got a nickname for all my gimmicks
    A female pedophile that I call Juliet
    Doctor House knows how to get, you angry on the internet
    And my sharks shock images'll get you very upset

    A gremlin who's uric acid and gout you cant escape
    My autoplay abuser I'm-a call EarRape Ape
    A narwhale who's horn will leave your ass agape
    She goes nar-nar-nar nar-nar-nar-nar-nar!


    this song is dedicated to Dead Forum Dalmation who joined bosley, popeye, francis, thunderclease and all the other dead forum dogs in heaven last year R.I.P.



    fun extra: the video image sans text, think I spent more time on this than the actual song


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    ctrl f deso
    ctrl f desolation
    ctrl f my dick
    ctrl f my cock
    ctrl f jacking off
    ctrl f jerking off
    ctrl f swallowing my own cum

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    I expected you would make a megathread about battle royale between rubynet and juggalo forum


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    I fucking knew that dog posted here
    My family life was overhead at noon he measured the angle of the shadow that the stick cast in Alexandria.
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    Excuse me if I'm stepping out of line, but I am quite concerned with the lack of replies to your thread after seeing the immense effort you put into it. My concerns are furthered by the fact that you are the site owner! Should you not have the support of your own members? This is, by any and all accounts, not a good sign and I would like to extend a helping hand to ensure future threads of yours do not meet the same fate. Please reach out to me via the private messaging system so we can develop and further discuss a plan.
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