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[Autistic Spectrum]

you sound upset that rootbeer found true love with someone other than you lisa, jelaous as hell

[cag]

Debra the local swamp whore breeding dump's vag is so vacuous that she fanny farted (fanny means vagina in Aussie language) and on implode it sucked up all the jizz in the general area of her giant slop hole Sherman had managed to spoof everywhere and some in the general area of her cunt and now he's as happy as a shrek in a swamp and she's as happy as a bush pig in mud ( it's actually quite dusty and dry near her house and the mud is made from a mixture of Sherman's jizz and her twat snot that oozes from her great hole and of course the seasonal breaking of her waters before yet another baby drops out of it followed by the after birth that one of her other 5 children accidentally slip on in the muck filled kitchen she was stuffing her face in when it all happened.

Her vagina is actually an anus that shits fatherless children

[Dirty Beatle]

you sound upset that rootbeer found true love with someone other than you lisa, jelaous as hell

He follows his dreams

Does it sound like I want a part of that?

[Dirty Beatle]

Her vagina is actually an anus that shits fatherless children

Sherman's a father to her next one it's all just one big happy swamp family

[Dirty Beatle]

Possibly a bit inbred

Because according to Sherman his mum molested him and then tried to send him away to a strange old witchwho lives with penguins and a cat on a far away Island, paid for the whole thing.... Then by the looks of the pics the strange old witch which we will call 'dirty Beatle' which is actually just the code name for someone who had to touch Sherman's stinky bettle arms.... well by the looks of it when the old witch sent him back he went and got his cousin pregnant.

[steveyos YOLO]

Rooty's group is doing better than expected

[Dirty Beatle]

Rooty's group is doing better than expected

he recovered from the AIDS and lived to breed in the swamps as god intended and he feels very blessed

[Dirty Beatle]

he already had herpes because his mum gave them to him

[steveyos YOLO]

AIDS = Another Idiot Debra Screwed

[ObedientGirl69]

One day old topic owning the fuck out of the forum

[ObedientGirl69]

Something smells funny

[ObedientGirl69]

Something smells funny

[cag]

Someone needs to tell Debbie that whatever she does, make sure Rootbeer doesn't bath the kids.

[herpreader]

I'm on the toilet right now and it's a high special seat for dying folk like myself, well my dick doesn't even meet my balls from here there's no gravity affecting it but if I didn't have the high seat my balls would be in the water cause the veins have gotten so bad I really gotta get them cut off already also I can literally wear size small female underwear because my body is just physically small enough for them to slip on and you can't even tell I got a dick even with tight anything on so I don't get stopped by security in fact as long as I'm at least ten feet away I can pull my dick out and you'll never see it

[herpreader]

99% of life is not having sex so 99% of my life is perfect, but when I meet cag I gotta bring my ryobi reciprocating saw with four batteries and two chargers and an assortment of dildonic attachments

[herpreader]

also after stella trying to lure me into an alien cult I'm honestly gay I actually really am now just for traps not actual guys, because women are so terrible and the trap will probably have a big dick so they can just fuck me cause I don't even ever wanna do that gross stuff stupid

[herpreader]

and they won't be cursed with female insanity

[herpreader]

they'll probably look better than lisa and cag without makeup and even with

[Dirty Beatle]

Josh can you weigh in here... does steveyos have an average boring penis?

Lisa I gave u way more than u deserve and u come on here posting made up shit. You're mad I'm fucking somebody else and spoiling them instead of u

Lisa you've drove everyone in ur life away just do us all a favor and kill urself

[ObedientGirl69]

Fat People Smell



They really do. Everybody knows it. It’s no secret.

http://wehatefatpeople.wordpress.com...-people-smell/

But why do fatties stink? There’s a myriad of reasons. Let’s assume this hypothetical fatty is uptight about her hygiene, always pampering herself up and making sure she’s 100% clean. She doesn’t stink more than somebody who weighs 100 pounds less, right? Wrong. Fatties sweat more than a person who not fat, which is the result of their excessive insulation from their fat as well as their fat rubbing against each other to create more friction.

Now, you might think that wearing deodorant, various creams, and showering multiple times a day solves that issue, and while it helps, it doesn’t do everything. Sorry fatties, but you can’t take any shortcuts on this. Fatties’ excessive sweat washes away deodorant and cream more quickly than a fit person. Hell, a truly fit person doesn’t even need to wear any deodorant or creams and shower multiple times a day to smell just fine, yet a fatty would have to apply their shit and shower 3+ times a day just to smell passable. Fucking passable, as in I’m not on the verge of vomiting by being within 10 feet of you. And even then, you sweat all over your body and fatties are too fat to reach every area of their disgustingly huge bodies to wash and apply cream.

Of course, does a fatty who cares so much about their hygiene really exist? There’s a reason why this scenario is presented in the hypothetical. I’m not convinced that such a fatty exists. You’d think somebody so concerned about their appearance would, well, not be fat! You’d think somebody who’s so fucking obsessed about their appearance and hygiene would actually do something about their disgusting selves. The fact that it’s safe to say none exist only underscores my point about fat people stinking even further. Not only do you have fat people smelling more on their own, but they’re also a lot less inclined to shower regularly or even wear deodorant. These animals are absolutely shameless. Fucking sick.

This story below a friend E-mailed to me touches on this. I gotta warn you though, visualizing it may make you lose your lunch:

My friend has one of the most DISTURBING, DISGUSTING pooping habits ever.

This kid I know weighs 450 pounds and is morbidly obese. I’m surprised he hasn’t died from it yet. He’s only 17. A few of my friends and I went over to his to keep him company since his parents were out of town. He wanted someone to play PS3 with him so we were happy to oblige.

Around 20 minutes into a game of Resistance, the kid goes “i’ll be right back, i gotta take a crap.” and walks off. I noticed he grabbed a large bucket, which I found strange. What happened next disgusted me beyond all reason.

From the bathroom, I heard a large roar, like a beast of some sort. I asked one of my friends who knows the fat kid a lot better than I do what was going on. His response still haunts me to this day:

“He takes a bucket to the bathroom with him because the smell always makes him puke. All the crusty shit and ass sweat caught in the folds of his fat have been decaying for months because he can’t clean himself. As soon as he drops his pants, the shit/sweat stench fills the bathroom and he begins throwing up.”

If this story hasn’t convinced you, nothing will. All fat people smell like this. There is no exception. The world would have a much more pleasant scent without fatties stinking up the air.

[Dirty Beatle]

I want you to look clay

I want you to look at how I own the forum anyway

with one topic and in one day

and you're just fat

[Autistic Spectrum]

this is all clays fault somehow

[ObedientGirl69]

this is all clays fault somehow

I'm asserting dominance over this forum

clay can suck a snickers bar

[Autistic Spectrum]

Lisa I gave u way more than u deserve and u come on here posting made up shit. You're mad I'm fucking somebody else and spoiling them instead of u

lisa your just upset rootbeer is spending all of his parents money on someone else

[ObedientGirl69]

lisa your just upset rootbeer is spending all of his parents money on someone else

no because if I wanted him or his money I'd have it

[steveyos YOLO]

Josh can you weigh in here... does steveyos have an average boring penis?

I doubt that since he gets all the internet girls

[steveyos YOLO]

It's a shame rooty couldn't work past his dick problems so none of this would be happening now

[Dirty Beatle]

I doubt that since he gets all the internet girls

well ok

I guess we'll never know who has the most boring average penis